The Show Must Not Go On

Yesterday afternoon, the girls wrapped their show. That's theaterspeak for got done with it and can now hang out with their boys.

While I won't tell you what the show was - because that could get you all stalkerish and while I'm not worried about you but the pervs on the internetwebosphere - I can say this. It was a two hour musical with elaborate costumes and more musical numbers than you can shake a stick at. Beth set expectations low through the rehearsal phase. I was expecting the worst. But it was wonderful. Last night a packed house rendered standing ovations to the 60+ cast and it was magnificent.

Apparently this performance deserved huge knockers.

When the girls got home last night, I handed them Oscar-like statuettes. Beth was awarded "Best Actress for her Outstanding Performance In A Role With Big Hats" and Mia, naturally, won "Cutest Actress." The more I looked at them, though, the more I realized that the statuettes had unfortunate noses and disproportionate breasts. But, you know, I guess it never hurts to have a realistic slice of Hollywood here in Virginia. Posted by Chris at August 6, 2012 8:27 AM