August 6, 2012

The Show Must Not Go On

Yesterday afternoon, the girls wrapped their show. That's theaterspeak for got done with it and can now hang out with their boys.

While I won't tell you what the show was - because that could get you all stalkerish and while I'm not worried about you but the pervs on the internetwebosphere - I can say this. It was a two hour musical with elaborate costumes and more musical numbers than you can shake a stick at. Beth set expectations low through the rehearsal phase. I was expecting the worst. But it was wonderful. Last night a packed house rendered standing ovations to the 60+ cast and it was magnificent.

Apparently this performance deserved huge knockers.

When the girls got home last night, I handed them Oscar-like statuettes. Beth was awarded "Best Actress for her Outstanding Performance In A Role With Big Hats" and Mia, naturally, won "Cutest Actress." The more I looked at them, though, the more I realized that the statuettes had unfortunate noses and disproportionate breasts. But, you know, I guess it never hurts to have a realistic slice of Hollywood here in Virginia. Posted by Chris at August 6, 2012 8:27 AM

So you're saying that women who have disproportionate breasts are unfortunate?

Actually, me, too. I want a massage. Sigh.

Do you have video of said performance?

Posted by: alektra at August 6, 2012 8:34 AM