January 28, 2013
Did you know that Beth and I have been together for exactly 20 years? Yep, 20 years ago, she picked me up in a college dorm bathroom. There's obviously more to the story but I'll just leave it at that for right now. But who knew, then, that we'd be the very picture of suburban domesticity?
Beth: You know, it would be nice if you learned how to use the garbage disposal.
Me: I kinda do. There's a switch there and everything.
Beth: But you don't use it. You see to think that the magical gnomes who live in the bottom of the sink take care of that for you.
Me: It would be awesome if it really worked that way.
Beth: As far as YOU know, it does.
Here's to another 20.Posted by Chris at January 28, 2013 7:03 AM