May 23, 2013
For Those About To Rock...Look Somewhere Else
I know a thing or two about making poor style choices. Need proof? My yearbook picture - featuring a young, bemulleted Rude Cactus on the cusp of entering the world as an adult - was recently featured on The Chive's list of "Yearbook Photos So Wrong They're Almost Right. I'm so proud. Bet my mom is too.
There are others, though, who've made similarly bad choices and many of them have committed their terrible judgement not to yearbook photos but to album covers.
We can all agree that mullets don't belong on album covers any more than they belong in yearbook photos, right? And surely I'm not the only one who finds it odd that a creepy old lady wearing a white dress has her hand up a dummy's ass. I can't imagine what that album sounds like. A tragic accident was captured in this collection as well. That poor midget getting crushed to death by a harp after getting all dressed up. My favorite? Clown boobs.
Here we see Borat before there was a Borat and have real, tangible evidence of the fact that sci-fi themed album covers are generally a terrible idea. We also have what I assume to be a masked swinger, a dork who's clearly never seen a phone before, well-dressed guys on acid who think an animated satan is real and a guy who seems a little too fond of a dove. Fly away, dove! Fly away now!
Posted by Chris at May 23, 2013 7:13 AM