July 26, 2013

Ten 'Til Ten (Part 7)

Believe it or not, there was a time when Beth and I existed before kids.

January 18, 2005

Beth and Chris: Guess what?
Internet: What?
Beth and Chris: No, guess.
Internet: Ok. You're both following your childhood dreams and abandoning your seemingly normal life to join the circus. We've always thought you were 'circus people.'
Beth and Chris: Um, no. Try again. It's a secret.
Internet: You're not actually two people. All this time you've been stringing us along you're really one talented yet highly disturbed person. Right?
Beth and Chris: Come on. Get real. I'm, uh, we're two real people. Give it another shot.
Internet: This seems to be a one-sided relationship. Its all give, no get from us.
Beth and Chris: Hey, play along or we are taking our blogs and going home. We're getting something. Now, what could it be?
Internet: Fine. A puppy?
Beth and Chris: Yes! One of those little ones you can carry around in your purse!
Internet: Really?
Beth and Chris: Are you on crack? No.
Internet: Fine.
Beth and Chris: Try again.
Internet: A new car?
Beth and Chris: Yes!
Internet: That was totally not worth playing this stupid game.
Beth and Chris: Well, we are getting a new car, but that's not what we want you to guess.
Internet: This is getting old.
Beth and Chris: Come on.
Internet: A new house?
Beth and Chris: No.
Internet: Rickets?
Beth and Chris: Ha-ha. No.
Internet: Annoying?
Beth and Chris: Fine, we'll give you another clue. It's something we're getting in August.
Internet: Why should we care now, then? Post about it in August!
Beth and Chris: It involves new clothes.
Internet: Someone gave you a cruise?
Beth and Chris: No. It involves new furniture.
Internet: A new house?
Beth and Chris: No, you guessed that already. It involves screaming.
Internet: Um, unless someone's passing a kidney stone at a costume party, I don't think I get it. I give up.
Beth and Chris: Fine, one more clue, but this really gives it away...

Internet: You're on X!!
Beth and Chris: Of course not! Why would we be doing drugs when we're knocked up? Posted by Chris at July 26, 2013 8:14 AM

OH. My. GOSSSH! Congrats!


Posted by: oakley at July 26, 2013 10:18 AM

I remember this post and was so excited for you then! Cannot believe how fast they are growing!!!

Posted by: Kristin at July 26, 2013 10:20 AM


Posted by: sunshine at July 28, 2013 11:08 AM

lolol! I have been on vacation and not keeping up with my blog reading, and it took me awhile to figure out you were highlighting some of your posts from the past 10 years...for a brief minute I thought you and Beth were expecting again!

Posted by: Lisa at July 29, 2013 9:15 AM

Holy crap! Congrats!

Posted by: lumpyheadsmom at July 29, 2013 5:51 PM

Yay! Congratulations!

Posted by: Courtney Tucker at July 29, 2013 10:19 PM

Oh now I get it. No wonder you look like babies yourselves in the picture. :)

Posted by: Courtney Tucker at July 29, 2013 10:21 PM