January 20, 2004

Must See TV

In celebration of tonight's State of the Union, I've come up with a few things I'd like to hear Bush say to all of us:

- "Let's give it up for Dick!"
- "You thought my father was bad? Get a load of me!"
- "We will soon negotiatate stable electorage for the Iraquian people."
- "See, we were just full of shit about the whole weapons of mass destruction thing."
- "When it comes to the security of these American states, I think J. Edgar Hoover was onto something. Two words, America: women's clothing."
- "That whole moon thing was just a joke. Gotcha!"

Truthfully, I hope it doesn't go like that at all. I'd be much happier if he just tripped on his way to the podium and we got to skip the whole thing altogether.

Posted by Chris at January 20, 2004 03:28 PM
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I'll just sneak in and hand him a pretzel. That ought to end the whole thing pretty rapidly.

Aw, that was mean, wasn't it? *grin*

Posted by: Mac at January 20, 2004 04:17 PM

That time again??? What I really dislike is when the news media recaps and tells you how you should feel about the message.

Posted by: cassie-b at January 20, 2004 05:22 PM

Hoe FABULOUS would a trip and fall be? Or maybe a huge wet sneeze in the middle of the speech? I'm just saying...

Posted by: feisty girl at January 20, 2004 09:23 PM