March 17, 2004

Five Reasons Why I Am the Queen of Everything:

1) I programmed the welcome screen on my cell phone to say, "Amy is the Queen of Everything." The cell phone don't lie, peeps.

2) I can haiku like nobody's damn business. Quick, give me a topic. What's that? Shoes? Ok, here goes...

I love my shoes so.
My shoes are better than yours.
Because they cost more.

3) Home of the Original Thursday Haiku Smackdown. Executive Producer of The Bold & The Bloglicious web soap opera. Founding Member of the Judith Light Brigade. How many super-cool Web fads have you started? Yeah, that's what I thought.

4) Just look at me rock this guest entry! Look, look! I command you to look at me! See? You totally looked. Because I am the boss of you.

5) Chris thinks I'm funny and we're going to have lunch together because we are so cool and funny. If that ain't a lock on a queenness (queenhood?), I don't know what is.

Posted by at March 17, 2004 11:03 AM

Yo. I so screwed up then by referring to you as the "BlogQueen" in my email this morning. I am sorry. It wont happen again.

Posted by: Zoot at March 17, 2004 11:40 AM

BlogQueen is also acceptable. Just remember that "Everything Else" is implied.

Posted by: Amy at March 17, 2004 01:04 PM

you are not the boss of ME! Jesus is.

Posted by: yvonne at March 17, 2004 01:09 PM