March 18, 2004

One Big-Ass Piece of Fruit

Today, Amy and I saw what had to be a seriously mutated piece of produce. I managed to catch a picture of it on our way out of the restaurant. Behold the giant strawberry.

In the first frame you'll see the nice woman alongside her evil produce. We've highlighted the fruit in the next frame. Finally, and please be ready for this, we've enhanced the produce in question and enlarged it. We realize that the resolution is somewhat poor but its all we could handle under such covert conditions.

Posted by Chris at March 18, 2004 04:36 PM

And yes, people. That is ONE strawberry. ONE. You eat that and you start glowing green or possibly sprouting tails.

I have never in my life been so disturbed by a piece of produce. Chris, I'm scared, hold me!

(Also, this was at a burrito joint, where strawberries? Not on the menu.)

Posted by: Amalah at March 18, 2004 04:40 PM

y'know, if strawberries were regularly sized like apples, I would SO become a fruit farmer.

Posted by: Tara at March 19, 2004 12:14 AM

Oh my god I love strawberries! I want that one! With whipped cream! Now! ...

Posted by: Sweety at March 19, 2004 03:06 AM