April 15, 2004

The Smackdown Week Six

This week we'll continue the Thursday Haiku Smackdown tradition. For inspiration, I give you five fantabulistic photos. Be inspired and let the haiku flow. Confused? Visit the official Haiku Smackdown site for more info. Now, 'ku! Please. And if you're not one of those who normally 'kus, give it a shot!




Posted by Chris at April 15, 2004 06:32 AM
Comments

When Jimmy brought the
girlfish home to meet the mom,
Mom was soooo not thrilled.

Posted by: Zoto at April 15, 2004 07:02 AM

Rumsfeld celebrates
No WMD Day
with a halmark card

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 07:40 AM

Million bottles of
beer on the street, a million
bottles of beer, take...

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 07:44 AM

The Easter Bunny
Evidently had the flu.
Hence, the Easter Dog.

Posted by: Zoot at April 15, 2004 07:46 AM

When they said drive thru
I really thought they meant it
Well I guess, my bad

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 08:07 AM

Humans are so weird
Why would they put me in this?
I am a boy dog!

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 08:09 AM

My wife will like this
Card that says she's fat and old
I'll be gettin' some.

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 08:11 AM

Fishing is so fun
Especially when you catch
Your own weight in food

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 08:13 AM

Jim sits and wonders
How to get all the bottles
To recycling plant

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 08:14 AM

On yesterday's "news"
saw piece about pets at church.
Crazy pet owners.

They put too much thought
in All Dogs Go to Heaven.
It's just a movie!

Puppy's Easter hat
made me think of these crazies.
Dumb anthropomorphs.

Posted by: Del at April 15, 2004 08:49 AM

Dude took the comment
"plenty more fish in the sea"
too literally

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 09:04 AM

"Ironically,
I fell asleep at the wheel
Before the crash, sir."

Posted by: Skitz at April 15, 2004 09:11 AM

The young Little's lad
Ran away to Seattle
Worked at Pike's Place. Oomph!

Posted by: Del at April 15, 2004 09:21 AM

I am here to play
Haiku smackdown today-hay
Ready to rumble!

Posted by: Kristi at April 15, 2004 09:21 AM

Before my coffee
I'm often very confused
Note: exit truck first.

Posted by: Del at April 15, 2004 09:24 AM

Whoever knew that
Satan himself shops for cards
Rummy, you a-hole

Posted by: Kristi at April 15, 2004 09:25 AM

Aw, hell what a night
guess I fell off the wagon
I said just one drink!

Posted by: Kristi at April 15, 2004 09:33 AM

Ugh! Please don’t tell me;
you ate a tuna sandwich
before we made out?

Posted by: Sweety at April 15, 2004 09:35 AM

Wonder if fish guy
spent last night partying with
Multi-bottle man.

Posted by: Del at April 15, 2004 09:36 AM

Fish guy reminds me
of a bad joke I once heard
told by Madonna.

Noah's wife, Naamah
washed her clothes in the river.
Along came Noah.

"Oh No!" said Noah.
"Now the fish will smell like that."
Ha ha ha, ewwy.

Posted by: Del at April 15, 2004 09:41 AM

man wanted money
to buy bottles of liquor
not bottles for cash

buys sympathy card
press conference a big sham
say bye to his boss


Yeah, I'm having a creative block today....these suck.

Posted by: Kimmie at April 15, 2004 09:46 AM

On Presidential
Appreciation Day, just
one card was purchased

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 09:49 AM

Here's Jimbo. Avid
Environmentalist or
drunk? No need to choose.

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 09:50 AM

I guess I should have
Stopped after the onehundreth
Bottle, now I'm drunk!

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 09:55 AM

Huh. A WOMAN needs
a man like a fish needs
a bicycle? Riiiight.

Posted by: Coleen at April 15, 2004 10:09 AM

You love your big fish?
Why don't you just marry it then?
Wait! Just joking! Ew!

Posted by: Amalah at April 15, 2004 10:12 AM

Once I get the five
cent deposit on all these
here beers? I'll be rich.

Posted by: amalah at April 15, 2004 10:20 AM

All these photographs
they kind of weird me out, dudes
as I'm still sleepy.

They're like a bad dream
so many horrible dreams:
Fish, crashes, Rumsfeld.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 10:21 AM

Dog sits quietly,
secretly plotting to piss
in all her shoes soon.

Posted by: amalah at April 15, 2004 10:22 AM

Can you blame him? Four
bucks for a lousy coffee?
Highway robbery.

Posted by: amalah at April 15, 2004 10:31 AM

Rummie has a good
laugh because the card's SO RIGHT...
PMS sucks ass!

Posted by: amalah at April 15, 2004 10:38 AM

Rumsfeld is laughing
card, secret admirer ...
Sorry, wrong address!

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 10:48 AM

What really is weird
Is that the botttles are in
The shape of my state.

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 11:00 AM

Here is the shocker
Damage cost same as latte
Nice, even steven!

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 15, 2004 11:10 AM

What REALLY got Rums,
NOT funny card, something else
He had just tooted

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 15, 2004 11:14 AM

Oh dude with the fish
Needs to learn: you can love fish,
You can't LOVE your fish!

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 15, 2004 11:17 AM

Look at what happens
when fish get horny and use
roofies on anglers

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 11:17 AM

Trucking service said
Door to door delivery
I guess they meant it!

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 11:17 AM

Dog with crazy hat
Who does it remind you of?
Cactus Mom Fun Hat!

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 15, 2004 11:19 AM

"Whats up with this hat?
You'd die slowly if I had
opposable thumbs."

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 11:21 AM

Oh when I was young
Never needed anyone
All BY MYSELF, Beer...

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 15, 2004 11:23 AM

Fish out of water:
It's poetic, really. A
kiss before dying.

Posted by: amalah at April 15, 2004 11:24 AM

Cactus Mom Fun Hat
Coming soon from the Silly
Mom Activeware line

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 11:24 AM

New drink from Starbucks
Mack Truck-uccino Grande
Foam not included

Posted by: Joe at April 15, 2004 11:31 AM

You've got it all wrong.
He's not laughing at the card,
Dubya just pooted.

(the 9 yr old boy in me giggles)

Posted by: Zoot at April 15, 2004 11:35 AM

They knew it was love
when they swam together to
a song from Vince Gill :-)

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 11:44 AM

Little man gazes
at his loyal subjects and
tells them to bow down.

He'd be happy if
they'd just salute him or show
some goddamn respect.

Posted by: amalah at April 15, 2004 11:46 AM

I asked for decaf,
you lazy son-of-a-bitch!
How do you like that?

My first one. :)

Posted by: Chrissy at April 15, 2004 11:51 AM

The reason for high
coffee prices: Sleep-deprived
trucker insurance.

Posted by: amalah at April 15, 2004 11:57 AM

Bunny ears, no prob
She dressed me as the angel
On top Christmas tree!

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 11:58 AM

Oh fishy fishy
How I love thee so. Wait, what?
You're just using me?

Fishy, why must you
toy with my emotions so?
I love only you!

------

I wish I lived in
Michigan - 10 cent deposit
per bottle - I'd be rich!

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 12:15 PM

I am telling you,
Take the ears of my head, NOW,
Or I’ll call Cujo.

Posted by: Sweety at April 15, 2004 12:18 PM

I am thinking that
The guy on the ground was just
looking for NEMO.

Posted by: Zoot at April 15, 2004 12:43 PM

Dude I totally
Have to pee like a race horse!
Please open the store!

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 12:46 PM

I believe Fido
Must have been betting again.
But this time, he lost.

Posted by: Zoot at April 15, 2004 12:51 PM

Its TOMATO Sauce,
Not big stinky fish that gets
The skunk smell out. Geez.

Posted by: Zoot at April 15, 2004 12:54 PM

Rumsy reads the card:
"Ha! That Ziggy! So funny."
New glasses, maybe?

Posted by: Coleen at April 15, 2004 01:01 PM

I love carp fishing
But, kiss a carp on my lap
That’s just very wrong

Posted by: Lee at April 15, 2004 01:02 PM

I must break format
and express sympathy for
Amy and her foot

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 01:05 PM

Even though she's doped
on painkillers, she cannot
get her shoe back on

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 01:05 PM

All together now
a tribute 'ku for Amy
who's stuck in meetings

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 01:09 PM

Amy in meeting
Thinking, "Fucking-A, OW, SHIT!"
Boss calls her Brilliant!

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 15, 2004 01:24 PM

And that's how Amy
Began "Fucking-A, OW, Shit"
The J-Light Fanzine

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 01:35 PM

Let's all raise a foot
And salute the Queen
of Everything, yo

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 01:38 PM

My foot's in the air
but my fellow employees
are staring at me

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 01:41 PM

My first article
for the new fanzine I love
"MacGyver Loves Jude"

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 15, 2004 01:41 PM

I love you fishie
Let's suck some face you big trout
Now GET OFF of me!!!

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2004 01:43 PM

Flowered hats on dogs?
Animal cruelty, yo!
Poor preppy doggie.

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2004 01:45 PM

100 bottles...
100 bottles of beer!
*Burp* - oh my dear God!

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2004 01:46 PM

Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha
This card makes me laugh so hard
My dentures came loose!

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2004 01:50 PM

I should have listened...
I shoulda took the turnpike!
Who put this house here!!!???

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2004 01:53 PM

Fish, you smell devine
Your scent lingers on my clothes
My wife will kill me.

Posted by: Dee at April 15, 2004 01:57 PM

That photo with the fish is truly disturbed.

/not a haiku.

Posted by: pie at April 15, 2004 02:04 PM

Too many bottles
Decisions, decisions, hmm...
Which one to drink first?

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 02:15 PM

Meetings suck big time
but can be kinda fun when
you show up barefoot.

Posted by: Amalah at April 15, 2004 02:15 PM

Amy driving truck
"I need ice for my damn foot!"
"NOW, bitches!" she screams

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 02:16 PM

Dammit! Now I know
I set my half empty beer
bottle down somewhere...

Posted by: loon at April 15, 2004 02:26 PM

Well known make out spot
Was a perfect end to the
Fish's first big date

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 02:29 PM

Ha! Ha! This card's so...
Uh oh. I think I just did
A little tinkle

Posted by: loon at April 15, 2004 02:32 PM

What has ten fingers,
Two fins, two feet, and two lips?
Beastiality!

Posted by: Leigh at April 15, 2004 02:35 PM

But what if I don't
want to reenact the Blue
Lagoon scene again?!

If I had two hands
Instead of these useless fins
I'd slap you silly!

Posted by: loon at April 15, 2004 02:41 PM

I'm missing a lot
Bad day for the Shiz to 'ku
on haiku smackdown!

I want to join in
Beer bottle guy needs some 'kus
I will try, people.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 02:47 PM

Label collector
scratches his head in wonder.
"Oh, where should I start?"

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 02:50 PM

Bernard masquerades
As Bernadina until
the operation.

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 02:53 PM

The next time someone
says you're like a cold fish in
bed, show them this pic.

Posted by: Amalah at April 15, 2004 02:53 PM

A new rig driver
He spilled coffee in his lap
Result? Starbucks crash.

Posted by: Zandria at April 15, 2004 02:53 PM

I'm too sexy for
My hat. Too sexy for my
Great big pink ears too.

Who am I kidding?
Odds of me getting some tail
with this on are low.

Posted by: loon at April 15, 2004 02:53 PM

One thing left to do
Someone give me a hammer
It's mosaic time!

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 02:53 PM

Practice makes perfect
even in drinking contests
so bottom's up, dude!

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 02:54 PM

Where was Mr. Chris
looking for these photographs
a seafood porn site?

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 02:56 PM

Off topic, people:
D's been gone for seven days
and two more to go!

D is Mr. Shiz
also Rubber Chicken Guy
sometimes he travels

Now I'm getting weird
talking to myself and all
tad bit worrysome

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 02:59 PM

Do you like my hat?
Chris's mom made it for me
It's her own design

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 03:03 PM

When asked next morning,
"Grouper? I hardly knew her!"
Charged with date-poaching.

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 03:04 PM

I have a plan, Dudes:
put up with the bunny hat,
then pee on carpet.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 03:10 PM

Rumsfelds so happy
"Look at my card!" he tells all
but sent it to self.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 03:12 PM

None of the people
at Starbuck's collision site
wanted to leave it

"Let's stay a bit more!
We can enjoy some pastries
with all these lattés."

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 03:14 PM

Sleepy yet he drove
he fell asleep but should have,
made some coffee first.

Rumsfeld giggled here
in the isle at walmart
so hard he farted.

I finally caught
the big one that got away
Now I kiss my bride.

They think me so cute
but when they are not looking
I'll destroy these ears.

So many bottles
different beers on the floor
can I drink them all?

Posted by: Amy at April 15, 2004 03:19 PM

here fishy fishy,
come and smooch awhile with me
love is an ocean

Posted by: loon at April 15, 2004 03:25 PM

When gutting a fish
one need not hurry
with innard removal.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 03:37 PM

Tom Thumb's pragmatic;
why wait for a girl his size
when a smelt will do?

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 03:38 PM

Rumsfeld Arrested
for Masturbating in Store
and Not Buying Card

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 03:40 PM

I'm a bit worried:
I can't leave the fish alone.
It's so very wrong.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 03:46 PM

Oh the tragedy
Oh the horror
All that wasted coffee!

Posted by: Nicole at April 15, 2004 03:48 PM

I'm a St. Bernard
Where's the damn cask of whiskey
that goes 'round my neck?

My owners' idea
something cute for me to wear
in Alps' off-season.

(non 'ku - Bitches.)

Posted by: Coleen at April 15, 2004 03:50 PM

What were you thinking?
Putting me in a pink hat,
You know I'm a Fall!

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 03:56 PM

Frank was bowled over
by a most grateful Nemo,
"You found me, I'm yours!"

Posted by: Cindy at April 15, 2004 04:02 PM

Funny, Oliquig!
I bet that dog puts up with
all kinds of dumb crap.

When he was a pup
I bet they dressed him up in
little dolls' dresses.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:09 PM

I saw a doggie
wearing little red booties
it was damn cruel, peeps.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:10 PM

Thinks to himself: just
one more shag, honey, and then
you can decompose.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 04:11 PM

Say you don't love me,
but your pink belly belies
your lusty desire.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 04:12 PM

"What will my mate say
when he finds I've betrayed him?"
"You'll rot before then."

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 04:14 PM

"I asked for brève
and quadruple ristretto!
what the hell is this?

"I pay good money
for a lukewarm cup of crap?
you bet I'm angry."

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:15 PM

Love in the tall grass
turns out to be convenient:
ready-made Nicoise.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 04:16 PM

I'm not laughing, yo
I'm having a heart attack!
Defibrillate me!

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 04:17 PM

I will love you and
hug you and kiss you and then
grill you for dinner

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 04:18 PM

Honey, don't rush it!
I want to feel all of you
without these waders.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 04:18 PM

I can't write sex jokes
about the man and the fish
it creeps me out, man!

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:19 PM

Maybe a goddess
turned his love into a fish
because she was bad.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:20 PM

Little known danger
of deep-sea fishing: fish loooove
"You caught me! I'm yours!"

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 04:20 PM

Just to the left, please.
Wait--do you say "left" and "right"?
Nevermind, I'm done.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 04:21 PM

Maybe an arrow
straight from cupid's bow hit him
before seeing fish.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:22 PM

Mindy takes the cake!
She is funny and a sick-o;
a great 'ku combo.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:23 PM

So many bottles
A sea of beverages
crap, no opener

Posted by: Lee at April 15, 2004 04:27 PM

"This is what I get
answering that personal:
bunny eared doggie."

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:27 PM

Tonight I will dream:
Hat wearing dog, driving truck
Past fish, drinking beer.

Posted by: Oliquig at April 15, 2004 04:28 PM

Hey You! Saint Bernard!
You are stupid! and your Mom
Dresses you funny!

Posted by: Zoot at April 15, 2004 04:28 PM

The wino wondered
if red or white goes better
with spam and crackers.

Posted by: Cindy at April 15, 2004 04:31 PM

It is 3:30.
Can I please go home right now?
I'm dying over here!

Posted by: Joe at April 15, 2004 04:31 PM

Weren't the smackdowns fun
when we interacted, y'all?
chatted back and forth?

Don't feel connected
to the 'ku-ers like I did
way back in the day

Now I'm a pooper
Every single party has
a party pooper

I like the pictures
but I don't know the 'ku-ers
Named Mindy or Lee.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:32 PM

Oh Joe, I say go!
you only live once, my friend.
so leave that dull job.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:33 PM

Hey, you! Wino man!
Use the crackers for coasters
bin the SPAM; drink red.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:38 PM

You know what would rock?
Personal-ad themed haiku!
Get to know ku-ers!

Isn't spam red meat?
Then red wine is the right choice!
From a box is best

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 04:42 PM

The kiddies freaked out
When they learned the eggs were left
By the easter doggie.

Posted by: Cindy at April 15, 2004 04:43 PM

Chocolate surprises
Left by the easter doggie?
I think I'll pass, thanks

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 04:44 PM

Hang on there 'ku-ers
The smackdown started today
at 6:32

But that was out East
so while I was still sleeping
people were 'ku-ing?

Six-thirty Eastern
is three-thirty in BC
so I was sleeping.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:45 PM

Act-u-al-ly, SPAM
is a product of the pig
It stands for "SPiced hAM."

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:47 PM

Big in Hawaii
made from "the other white meat"
SPAM calls for white wine

But for unpicky
or fans of the sweet Shiraz
Red is best with all.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:50 PM

From man under fish:
"Help! I've fallen in love and
I can't get it up!"

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 04:51 PM

Dawnie, you go first
in the "personals" haiku
we want to see it.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:51 PM

Hot young redhead seeks
Witty haiku partners; Loves
fish, beer, and Judith.

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 04:53 PM

Typepad is freaking
my site looks like she-ite now
hope temporary.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:53 PM

Cat lover a must
Bonus points for cooking skills
Let's bake sweet cookies

Posted by: Dawnie at April 15, 2004 04:55 PM

Duh...I CAN count.
Revised version:

The kiddies freaked out
When they learned the eggs were left
By the easter dog.

Posted by: Cindy at April 15, 2004 04:56 PM

Short haired blogger girl
wants husband to come back home
from drab Ottawa

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:56 PM

Typepad is seeking
Someone to keep him going
all day and all night

Keep him up, baby
and you will win a place in
everybody's heart.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 04:59 PM

I just need to ask:
is it bestiality
if it's with a fish?

--

I don't turn them gay
I turn them off the species
I must be really bad in bed.

--

Y'all are really mean
That's no dog, it's my grandma
stop being so cruel.

--

Also I agree
Zoot is no party pooper
Miss the conver-kus.

Posted by: Del at April 15, 2004 05:00 PM

Easter dog, nasty!
that would certainly finish
my sweet tooth forever!

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 05:01 PM

Arg sometimes it seems
counting's really beyond me
confuse 8 and 5.

Posted by: Del at April 15, 2004 05:02 PM

Demure, bottle-dyed
red headed blogging girl child
is now haikuing.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 05:03 PM

We did the photos
because it is a Smackdown -
giving you a Theme.

Feel free to say hi
over at the real website, yo.
Introduce yourself!

Posted by: Coleen at April 15, 2004 05:30 PM

(Ah, shit, I messed up the count on that last one. But like I said, go introduce yourselves over at the official site! We'd love to hear from you!)

Posted by: Coleen at April 15, 2004 05:31 PM

Pictures are fun, too,
wasn't trying to dis, yo.
just that I like both.

Posted by: Del at April 15, 2004 05:33 PM

Not admonishing! ;)
Just extending an invite
Go forth and 'ku, y'all!

Posted by: Coleen at April 15, 2004 05:34 PM

One hour forty-five
the time left for me at work
Can't WAIT to go home.

Posted by: Shiz at April 15, 2004 05:45 PM

Mindy's the name and
Mommying's the game. Someone
want to buy three kids?

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:23 PM

Kids who wear diapers,
or Dad with a thing for fish?
Please pass the hemlock.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:24 PM

Oh, so that is why
they wear rubber pants. So the
wives won't get jealous.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:25 PM

I say to myself:
drop the fish thing already:
You're creeping me out.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:27 PM

Oh but I can't now
that I've started; it's just so
darn fucking funny.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:27 PM

Seriously now,
what would they think if they knew
they paid me for this?

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:28 PM

Plus, in a minute
I am leaving to get a
bikini wax. Ha!

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:29 PM

Take that O Boss Man!
I'd get a facial too, but
I can't afford it.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:30 PM

I think its a first
Mentioning bikini wax
in Thursday haikus

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 06:32 PM

I also like the
juxtaposition of "darn"
and "fucking funny"

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 06:33 PM

And how'd you like me
working "juxtaposition"
into a haiku?

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 06:34 PM

It's true what they say:
it gives a whole new meaning
to "Big Fish" title.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:34 PM

O sweet mystery
of life, at last I have found
you! And you're a fish.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:35 PM

There is something so
very fishy about this
love affair of ours.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:38 PM

Must send chocolates
to the other photos here
for neglecting them.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:39 PM

Walking out the door,
but couldn't do it without
blowing one more kiss.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 06:41 PM

Ok, I'm back now.
It wasn't bad; not so bad
as screwing a fish.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 07:23 PM

Who's going to tell us
when this contest is over?
I'll be here all night.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 07:25 PM

Whistling now and
tapping my fingers. Glancing
at my watch. Ho hum.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 07:26 PM

Dumdedumdedum.
I'm getting hungry now. Is
there any fish left?

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 07:27 PM

semi missed rumsfeld
fish rasslin', spectator dog
where does the time go?

Posted by: JC at April 15, 2004 07:48 PM

The smackdown is done
when the clock strikes midnight here
or everyone's bored :-)

Posted by: Chris at April 15, 2004 07:54 PM

Oh, now you tell me.
I was just killing time here
'til the announcement!

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 08:01 PM

Won't be able to
'ku much once I get home. Those
goddamn kids take work.

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 08:02 PM

Well, going home now.
Taking 'ku mojo with me.
Limp on without me!

Posted by: Mindy at April 15, 2004 08:06 PM

students in my class
are creating own haiku
onward poets...ho!

kids learning to 'ku...
coincidence, i think not
part of evil plan

Posted by: Sarah at April 15, 2004 11:44 PM