April 24, 2004

Tooled

So, where was I yesterday? I spent the whole day demoing a tool my company uses for a government client.

When we got there, I whipped out my tool and set it up for everyone to see. There were lots of other people there showing off their tools. Some of the tools were pretty impressive yet some of the other tools we just lacking. Its not all about size or complexity! And all these government people kept stopping by to ask about our tools. And talk about tools of their own. Some just wanted to talk about random stuff and I'm thinking, "I'm here to show you my tool. Look at my tool, damnit!" Luckily, I wasn't one of the guest speakers - they had to show their tools off in front of a crowded room of tool-seekers. They were up there for, like, a half and hour running through the features of their tool and showing everyone exactly how it worked. They musta been tired!

After a full day of tool action, I put mine away, went home and crashed. There's only so much you can do with your tool on any given day.

Posted by Chris at April 24, 2004 08:31 AM
Comments

Hrm sounds like a classic case of "tool" envy to me *grin*

Posted by: lauren at April 24, 2004 09:11 AM

Do we get to see a picture of your tool Chris?

Posted by: Jaded Angel at April 24, 2004 09:29 AM

Wow. I never new the government was into "tools" that much. I mean it's bad enough to have a demo for them. But then to make some poor soles get up and explain how to use them? For half an hour?! Either the government is very stupid or just plain mean.

Posted by: Skitz at April 24, 2004 10:11 AM

But you didn't get to actually use your tool?

Bastards.

Posted by: Tjej at April 24, 2004 10:43 AM

That was vile and wrong and completely hysterical. You totally need to write to Penthouse Forums for their upcoming Government Sluts issue.

Posted by: Amalah at April 24, 2004 10:59 AM

oh, gosh! heh. why wasn't i at this tool meeting? lol. i could have judged those tools like no other!

Posted by: tiffanie at April 24, 2004 12:25 PM

Maybe I'm just a sick puppy, but the things swirling around my head to commment about was just cracking me up. Don't want to offend anyone so I just leave it my own sick head. (Laughing).

I hope some good comes from your tool day though.

Posted by: Charlene at April 24, 2004 12:33 PM

You had me at "demoing a tool".

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 24, 2004 12:34 PM

*giggle*

Posted by: Zoot at April 24, 2004 01:34 PM

Wow, the government holding tools. I bet that's the first time a tool has held a tool.

Posted by: Oliquig at April 24, 2004 02:06 PM

<Butthead>hehe hehe...tool</Butthead>

Posted by: gesikah at April 24, 2004 06:57 PM

You're a tool.

Posted by: at April 25, 2004 01:09 AM

Junk? Tool? What's next Chris? You so silly!

Posted by: Amber at April 25, 2004 06:27 AM

So, were any of those tools outstanding? Or were they just your average 'Joe Blow' kinda tools?

Posted by: wlfldy at April 26, 2004 07:54 AM

So this means that if I want to see your tool, it's on the GSA schedule?

Rock!

Posted by: Michelle at April 26, 2004 10:32 AM

Did any of the tools get stage fright and refuse to.....operate correctly?

Posted by: Lee at April 26, 2004 01:21 PM

*chuckle* had some.... interesting thoughts go through my head.... :D

Posted by: Rachel in Alaska at April 26, 2004 05:12 PM

Dude if you work for Rigid, hook me up with a calendar, or maybe a phone number of one of the Rigid tool calendar girls, they're damned right HOT HOT HOT....

Posted by: Shaners at April 27, 2004 04:21 PM