June 01, 2004

I'm Not Sure My Insurance Covers This

It seems that the cicada outbreak around here has sparked a Godzilla-like panic. Should your vehicle actually suffer such a fate, I'd love to hear about it.


Posted by Chris at June 1, 2004 08:42 AM
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*thinking* well I guess if we were underground for seventeen years and came out and people were trying to scoop us up to eat us (which is gross to begin with) we'd retaliate too LOL. Think of how many false police reports will be filed in the next few weeks of people thinking their cars have been stolen when infact they have just been eaten instead. LOL.

Posted by: Ro at June 1, 2004 09:14 AM

Now THAT needs to be on a T-Shirt. HA!

Posted by: Zoot at June 1, 2004 10:20 AM

I don't think we have cicada's in Canada..or at least in this part of canada. So I am feeling a little left out of all this bug invasion stuff.
But i gotta tell you, the stories I've been reading TOTALLY Creep me out! If they can eat a car imagine what they could do to your CAT!

Posted by: Another Pam at June 1, 2004 10:33 AM

AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!!

OK, I still stand firm ont eh fact that even though they are UGHLY NASTY creatures, I do miss their sound. It's sooooo "summertime." I guess it takes leaving the country to miss somehting like cicadas LOL

Posted by: Tjej at June 1, 2004 10:47 AM

it was horrible, just horrible...all that was left when the chewing stopped was a little puddle of antifreeze and a mangled carburetor...i'll never see anything more terrible as long as i live. damn you cicadas!!

...but seriously, where is that sign? i want to get a picture of it. (oh, and at first i thought it said "cicadas eat carbs" and i figured that would freak out the atkins set.)

Posted by: rachel at June 1, 2004 11:17 AM

Haha! Just another example of the measures companies will go to with advertising. If you can't bring customers in by other means, might as well strike fear into their hearts. :)

Posted by: Zandria at June 1, 2004 11:51 AM

LOL! We have a Mormon Cricket problem around here..but I don't think they eat cars.

Posted by: Ginny at June 1, 2004 12:30 PM

I have a friend whose husband was working in DC recently. He said the cicadas were so bad that they had to leave their car windows up because they were flying into the windows and dying inside the car.

Posted by: Dana at June 1, 2004 12:36 PM

We went to the Baltimore Zoo on Saturday afternoon for their "Brew at the Zoo" event. Drunks + flying red-eyed bugs = mass hysteria. It seriously would have rivaled any animal escape situation.

Posted by: Amanda at June 1, 2004 12:53 PM

Boyfriend works is a regional sales manager for a filter company that has a filter made specifically for cicada abatement. Because it is time for full on cicada gross out-ness, he has a picture of a BIG effing cicada on his office wall. Not 8x10, mind you. BIG! Like as big as me kind of big. And I am a fairly tall chick! I have to suppress the urge to ask if that would be his mom or something.

Posted by: Kymmie at June 1, 2004 01:14 PM

I am so sick of these nasty bugs - hopefully they are on their way out.

Posted by: Lee at June 1, 2004 01:54 PM

I'd like to see photographic evidence.

Posted by: the "other" Lee at June 1, 2004 02:12 PM

I'm happy to know hand wax solves such a devastating problem.

Oh and what the hell is a cicada?

Posted by: yvonne at June 1, 2004 02:36 PM

I thought it said "cicadas eat carbs" and I realized just how much Atkins and South Beach have invaded my conscious. Judy!

Posted by: Coleen at June 1, 2004 03:05 PM

WHAT ARE THESE THINGS!?

I've been hearing constantly about them on TV and the like, and I have no idea what the hell they are.

One thing I heard is that they're high in protien. Oh puke.

Posted by: Kim at June 1, 2004 03:10 PM

I keep getting emails from back east with all these photos of bugs crawling all over the place...and every time I get one, I do the Happy Dance of We Ain't Got No Cicadas In These Parts.

I hate bugs.

Posted by: Anne at June 1, 2004 06:06 PM

Love the sign. Although I question the validity of the content.

Cas

Posted by: cassie-b at June 1, 2004 06:46 PM

*stands slowly and grimaces*

My name is HR Lady and my minivan was eaten by the Cicadas. I went to bed one night with my Nissan Quest parked in the drive. The next morning I awoke to find nothing left but the tires and gaskets apparently they loathe rubber.

Posted by: HR Lady at June 1, 2004 07:43 PM

I'm SO glad to see someone else got a picture of that sign! I saw it as I was driving into Tysons Corner about a week ago and nearly hit the Lexus in front of me because I was laughing so hard. I kept thinking, 'Oh if only I had my camera!' Now I think someone should edit a picture of a giant cicada eating a car and send it to whoever made that sign. Believe me, I am so tempted.

Posted by: Heather at June 1, 2004 09:38 PM

How is a WAX JOB supposed to protect your car from cicadas? I mean, if they're eating cars, I'm thinking a little wax isn't really going to slow them down, you know?

Posted by: Dawnie at June 2, 2004 09:22 AM

From what I've read on many blogs so far (luckely we don't have bugs like that here :)) cicadas are far to busy having sex in public to eat cars.

Posted by: Sweety at June 2, 2004 01:44 PM