July 05, 2004

Haiku For Monday #37

Despite warning in
jest, who do you think got burned
lighting fireworks?

If you said "cactus"
you're right! Don't worry - I still
have all my fingers :-)

Posted by Chris at July 5, 2004 06:32 AM

Nobody respects
gunpowder like a cactus
with his fingers singed.

Posted by: stacy at July 5, 2004 10:22 AM

Oh, wow! I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you all right?

(And sympathy ends right ... here) But dude! Did you NOT read the directions? And we've only been hearing about this shit since we were, like, 5! Deh!

I TOLD you I was going to do it. You were warned.

Posted by: Michelle at July 5, 2004 06:08 PM

Dork! Glad you didn't kill yourself or burn your house down, however!

Posted by: Tek at July 5, 2004 07:54 PM