July 12, 2004

Fear The Dawnie

Man, Chris is a brave, brave soul, y'all. Giving the keys to his blog to the internet in general. I mean, there are some evil, evil people out there. People that could do some serious damage. For all Chris knows, I've got pictures of him in compromising positions with livestock (sure, he says he was chased up the Potomac by cows, but I've got the real story...) that I could post up here for all y'all to see. And, because he gave me access to do it? I totally could.

Lucky for him, I don't. Although I kind of wish I did now. Not that I'd actually do something that mean, since I like Chris and all, but I'd definitely think very very hard about it and giggle to myself all day. However, since I am sans sketchy photos (yeah, I wouldn't post them. Unless he told me I could. Which, you never know, he just might), I'll just have to amuse you all with my randomness.

Although, now that I've promised randomness? My brain has locked up, and I am unable to deliver. It's like I've turned into a pumpkin or something. So I shall simply use this public venue to shamelessly pimp my shiny new portal, where me and a few of my equally silly partners in crime have congregated to unleash our silliness upon the internet en masse.

Or something like that. Obviously, it's time for me to wrap this up, before I go and say something really silly. In closing, be nice to Chris. It's Monday. Give him a hug or something.

Lastly, does anyone have change for a $20? I need to hit the vending machine for my daily dose of crack. I mean, Diet Coke.

Hasta la pasta,


Posted by at July 12, 2004 09:58 AM

I have change! Come over to my office and I shall give it to you. I also have a wee minifridge with several cans of that C2 stuff with the low carbs or whatever. Not that I would share with you, I would just tell you about them.

Posted by: Amalah at July 12, 2004 10:35 AM

I have no interest in your C2. I need the straight up Dietness. None of that low-carb hoochiness for me.

So, more for you! Yay!

Posted by: Dawnie at July 12, 2004 03:23 PM

i was going to post a compromising photo
when i noticed that all my photos
were being downloaded--
some sort of precaution,
i suppose...

oh, and, chris?
ozma69.jpg is the reason my ex doesn't pay alimony--
would you want a picture like that showing up as
exhibit A in divorce court???

Posted by: stacy at July 12, 2004 07:29 PM