July 28, 2004

Have You Seen My Ass?

Some of you know I've been working a lot lately. I guess that's why I shouldn't have been surprised when I noticed that sitting was a little less comfortable than usual. Turns out my ass is missing. I've officially worked my ass off. And its only Wednesday.

Posted by Chris at July 28, 2004 04:08 PM

Only 2 more days till the weekend..! :) yeeehaw!

Posted by: Cheeky Girl at July 28, 2004 04:16 PM

Wait, you're not 40 yet. The ass fairy comes only when you're 40.

Posted by: Michelle at July 28, 2004 04:25 PM

better than sitting on your ass and it expanding so much it needs it's own zip code.

Posted by: chlamygirl at July 28, 2004 04:30 PM

Chris, I'm the committee member from JCon 2004 coordinating the Website Makeover panel. I emailed you, but it bounced. I need your comments on moderators and a one paragraph bio for the program guide ASAP. Please email me at russiagirl@list.ru

Posted by: Russiagirl at July 28, 2004 04:46 PM

Quick send out a search party! LOL.

Me thinks chlamygirl is describing what's been going on with my ass. doh!

Posted by: groovebunny at July 28, 2004 04:59 PM

You know that begs the question, "Did your pants fall off?"

Posted by: GranolaSpice at July 28, 2004 04:59 PM

You should really look into getting some new belts then. Make sure they match your shoes.

I, too, have been developing a nice "secretary spread" of my own. I feel badly that you're working so hard, but I kinda envy the asslessness.

Posted by: bmh at July 28, 2004 05:07 PM

You did it!! Now it's time to write the book and sell a million copies. People everywhere will buy this book off the shelf. I only ask for a measley percentage of the take as the starter of this idea. Email me, and I'll tell ya where to send the checks. :-)

Posted by: Mike at July 28, 2004 05:08 PM

grovebunny... my ass is vying for new continent status.... ;)

Posted by: chlamygirl at July 28, 2004 05:09 PM

Wait, working hard will help me lose my ass? Sweet! I guess I should quit bitching about all the work I've had the last two weeks then huh?

And since I only have 1 more day until my weekend, I really guess I shouldn't bitch right? I'm just gonna get out of here before someone hits me.

Posted by: Kerry at July 28, 2004 05:32 PM

Slips out of chair, bangs chin on desk. Gets up. Slips out of chair, bangs chin on desk. Happens all the time. ;-)

Posted by: Sue at July 28, 2004 06:39 PM

I have a very strange picture of you in my head now!

*gasp* OH NO just realised you have no ass for me to grab!!!

Posted by: Amber at July 28, 2004 08:03 PM

well you'll probably never get that back. :)

Posted by: Maureen at July 28, 2004 08:16 PM

Word on the new belts. Also recommend one of those hemorrhoid donuts to make the sitting more comfy.

Posted by: Dawnie at July 28, 2004 08:59 PM

I hate it when that happens.(My ass, too, is considering a disappearing act with all this studying for my exam.) But never fear since you are over 30 it will definately come back, but being male you are not subject to the Oprah-factor.

Posted by: Geezitron at July 28, 2004 11:22 PM

How can an IT security consultant sit down in front of a keyboard without and ass?

Posted by: BillH at July 29, 2004 12:15 AM

I'm SO not shopping jeans with you baby. It would be a hell of a job to find one that fits.

Posted by: Sweety at July 29, 2004 03:12 AM

Here ass! Heeeerrrrrreeee assssss!

Posted by: Lissa at July 29, 2004 06:33 AM

you can totally have some of mine.

Posted by: laura at July 29, 2004 09:29 AM

shit! I have been trying to lose my ass forever!

Posted by: debby at July 29, 2004 09:53 AM

Comment on Michelle's comment... The ass fairy that visits at forty is the SAG ass fairy...not the ass-worked-off fairy described here.

Posted by: wlfldy at August 4, 2004 07:44 AM