December 16, 2004

Victim of the Meme

Original content is highly overrated. At least, I think it is when I'm not yet completely awake and the coffee has yet to actuallyl kick in. So, I hope this entertains you for a few minutes. Its the thought that counts, right?

Three Names You Go By:
1. Chris (duh)
2. BooBoo (a privilege only my wife has)
3. Cactus

Three Screennames You Have:
1. rudecactus (AIM)
2. rudecactus (Yahoo)
3. hotstud4u

Three Things You Like About Yourself:
1. i like to think I'm an all-around nice guy
2. successful despite my paranoia
3. marginal guitar skillz

Three Things You Dislike About Yourself:
1. i can be a real pain in the ass
2. paranoid despite my success
3. OCD tendencies

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. mom
2. dad
3. grandma

Three Things That Scare You:
1. spiders
2. heights
3. the startling success of Paris Hilton

Three of Your Everyday Essentials
1. coffee
2. music
3. more coffee

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. button down shirt
2. tie
3. pants (I think...yes...yes, pants.)

Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists (at the moment):
1. the autumns
2. elbow
3. aimee mann

Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. caramel (suzanne vega)
2. hush plain girls (the autumns)
3. break me gently (doves)

Three New Things You Want to Try in the Next 12 Months:
1. sleep would be nice
2. stop smoking again
3. write the great American novel

Three Things You Want in a Relationship (love is a given):
1. understanding
2. trust
3. presents!

Two Truths and a Lie:
1. i'm actually a midget height-challenged former circus performer named Gustavo.
2. i'm a vegetarian.
3. i've never been to Zimbabwe.

Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex (or same) That Appeal to You:
1. eyes
2. smile
3. ass. hey, you asked...kinda

Three Things You Just Canít Do:
1. fly without my jetpack
2. stop time
3. vote Republican

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. music (to include listening to and playing of)
2. duh...blogging
3. developing my superhero alter-ego

Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now:
1. more coffee
2. sleep
3. flee the building and collapse on my couch (okay, that was two)

Three Careers Youíre Considering:
1. rockstar/superhero
2. professional slacker
3. teacher

Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
1. well, I haven't been to Zimbabwe...
2. anywhere tropical
3. some other place that's tropical

Three Kids Names:
1. zoltar
2. anything with "The Great" after it
3. 007

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. preferably live a long life
2. teach kids
3. form a band and tour the world

Note: For the record, the hotstud4u thing? Yeah, that's a joke.

Posted by Chris at December 16, 2004 11:59 AM
Comments

LOL ::falls over laughing:: hotstud4u?!?!?!

Please tell me you're joking.

Posted by: SG at December 16, 2004 12:06 PM

Hope you have a better time with the RockStar career than I did! :P
And The Autumns? Amazing.

Posted by: RockStar Mommy at December 16, 2004 12:07 PM

Awww it's just a widdle booboo bunnykins AHAHAHAHAA *snort*

Posted by: Lauren at December 16, 2004 12:16 PM

ahhh so YOU are hotstud4u!


Posted by: monique at December 16, 2004 12:25 PM

Ha-- I just listened to Caramel and thought, this is such a great song! As for the sleep and coffee... I'm right there with ya, brother. Neeeeed.

Posted by: bmh at December 16, 2004 12:38 PM

So what I want to know is where the hotstud4u came from... ;)

At least you have the guitar skills going for you. My husband can play and he's convinced that he's going to start a band one day. He just has to find people who want to play with a 30-something Guns N Roses fan. (He can play alot of other things too though.)

Posted by: Kitty at December 16, 2004 12:40 PM

That's a long list, Chris! I also did your list, but I had to make it shorter so my head don't explode, because that hurts!

Here it is:

Three Names You Go By:
1. RC
2. Quasimoto
3. Dumbass

Three Screennames You Have:
1 Rockchild
2. rockchildforever (Yahoo)
3. RC

Three of Your Everyday Essentials
Huh?

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. socks
2. shirt
3. Baney underwear

Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists (at the moment):
1. Metalica
2. AC DC
3. Madonna

Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. "Blue Christmas", I thought it was white!
2. "Silent Night", when I just wants it to be silent.
3. "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow", reminds me of snow, don't know why.

Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex (or same) That Appeal to You:
1. Sally's new straight eyes, she's not a cyclops anymore!
2. her smile
3. and her butt to, because she don't fart!

Three Things You Just Canít Do:
1. swim
2. skate
3. sky dive, because I don't wants to die, because it wont feel to good!

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. blogging
2. drawing
3. playing street hockey in the street, until I get hit with a car

Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now:
1. kiss Sally
2. sleep
3. hold my breath, because grandma is here!

Three Careers Youíre Considering:
1. be an artist
2. flipping burgers at White Castle
3. making Chinese Taco's at a restaurant

Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
1. camping
2. camping
3. camping

Three Kids Names:
1. Joey
2. Bob
3. Cledus

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. be an artist
2. flipping burgers at White Castle
3. making Chinese Taco's at a restaurant

Posted by: Rockchild at December 16, 2004 12:45 PM

good Lord. Chris memed. Next thing you know, there's no Santa Claus!

Posted by: alektra at December 16, 2004 01:06 PM

Does Mrs. Cactus know about the kid names you like? I'm thinking you might want to try the "hollering the kid's name out the back door" tactic. None of those really sound good when hollered out the back door. ;-)

Posted by: Kelley at December 16, 2004 01:33 PM

You forgot "donuts" under everyday essentials.

Posted by: Dawnie at December 16, 2004 02:16 PM

Yes it is the thought that counts. Especially for those of us who have no thoughts of our own because the boss keeps coming in to share her thoughts on this that and the other thing. Okay so I'm really talking about me. lol Anyways, good list. I especially like the height challanged circus answer!

Posted by: charm at December 16, 2004 02:22 PM

I think HotStud4You would be a great online name for you! ;)

See I can say that because I'm married and I don't have to worry about your wife coming down on me like a banshee.

Posted by: Swt GA HunnyB at December 16, 2004 02:46 PM

rc...had to copy you and borrow the 'not-so-original-content'...but I did mention that you kicked ass...as part of the intro...

Posted by: wn at December 16, 2004 03:47 PM

LOL!!! That was the most humorous way to answer those, I took mine way to seriously!

Posted by: Nina at December 16, 2004 10:16 PM

Hmm, have you ever considered 'teaching' 'rockstars' how to become 'slackers'?

Posted by: at December 17, 2004 02:20 PM

Ooops! That was me above. I'm such a slacker.

Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) at December 17, 2004 02:21 PM

Ok, now I have to download the rest of your current faves because Caramel haunts me. :)

Posted by: Carla at December 17, 2004 03:50 PM