March 22, 2005


I'm tired and cold. Why tired? Because I couldn't sleep worth a damn last night. And just laying there for eight hours wasn't so much fun. Why cold? Because our heat isn't exactly working correctly. Got any glass you need cut? My nipples are available.

I'm working from home today, waiting for the heat dudes to show and warm me up. Ewww...get your minds out of the gutter, people!

Posted by Chris at March 22, 2005 07:47 AM

well you are talking about nipples, beds and warming up in one post.

Posted by: Autumn at March 22, 2005 08:03 AM

*claws at brain to erase yucky images*

Posted by: Amber at March 22, 2005 08:11 AM

cold? what madness are you referring to? it's spring crazy boy! didn't you hear?

yeah, i'm into the denial portion of this whole process. i won't be well until we're midway through summer i think.

Posted by: patricia at March 22, 2005 08:28 AM

Get your minds out of the gutter so mine can float by!! ;-)

Posted by: JustAgirl at March 22, 2005 08:38 AM

Best of luck with the "heat guy"...I guess that's what the kids are calling "it" these days.

Posted by: Kimmer at March 22, 2005 09:34 AM

hope you get warmed up! gotta keep it nice & warm in there for you & the wifey - the bun in the oven has to stay heated! =)

Posted by: angel at March 22, 2005 10:04 AM

Have fun working at home. You and I switched places today. :)
I was up all night too, because we had an Armageddon-like storm come through. I never knew it could rain so hard - it was like someone dropped marbles on our house!

Oh, and I got the stationary job! Yay!

Posted by: Kitty at March 22, 2005 10:08 AM

Maybe I can use your nipples to open up this can of satay sauce I plan to use for dinner?

Posted by: mrsmogul at March 22, 2005 10:37 AM

I feel your pain. The hot water heater in my building is broken and I had to take an icy shower this morning. If you want a better way to guarantee a bad attitude for the day, I don't know what it would be.

Posted by: Bond Girl at March 22, 2005 10:39 AM

No sleep, huh? Got a spouse that snores like a bear too, eh?

Posted by: myllissa at March 22, 2005 10:47 AM

This works out great...I need to get glass cut for a picture frame and the framing places charge a lot. How much do you charge?

And why is it so cold there? Spring is in full effect in Texas. My old roomate, a Texan living in DC, called to cuss me out for all the warmness that we've been getting lately.

Posted by: smartjuice at March 22, 2005 11:52 AM

Ew, glass-cutting nipples? For the love of god, NO MORE OF THAT CRAZY TALK! ;)

Posted by: supine at March 22, 2005 11:57 AM

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Posted by: chroniccoder at March 22, 2005 12:10 PM

To quote Paris Hilton...

That's hot.

Posted by: Halo at March 22, 2005 12:10 PM

i have this blanket that is used for emergency use's 100% wool and can make you sweat in 50 degree weather...which may not be cold to you, but i'm from california....

that and my boyfriend is my own personal heater....what's with you guys?

Posted by: miss macy at March 22, 2005 12:27 PM

i think you are the one who took this thing to the gutter by bringing up nipples in the first place.

Posted by: jodi at March 22, 2005 12:40 PM

Well, didn't you learn anything from George Costanza?

Curl up UNDER YOUR DESK. But, for you, a heater is in order rather than an alarm clock.

I just solved both of your problems. You can mail me a check.

Posted by: DeAnn at March 22, 2005 01:25 PM

Well, yes, actually I DO have some glass that needs cutting...

Posted by: Jessica at March 22, 2005 01:29 PM

We don't have no stinking gutters round here, so I'll have to get my mind out of the ditch, which is a LOT tougher, mind you. And I swear there must be something going on in the cosmos, 'cause I haven't been sleeping worth a shite either. Glargh. Hope you get warm soon!

Posted by: sawni at March 22, 2005 02:01 PM

Time to tell that lazy butt wife of yours to get down to the basenment and fix the damn furnace. What the heck is she doing all day anyway?

Posted by: Jon in Michigan at March 22, 2005 02:39 PM

go outside its gorgeous out there :)

Posted by: lizabetty at March 22, 2005 04:38 PM

Hehe what a nice way to make some extra cash before the baby arrives, nipple glass cutter. I got to work from home today too! But I did more sleeping than working because I'd rather sleep than work anyday. :)

Posted by: groovebunny at March 22, 2005 04:42 PM

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAA! Okay, that is in place of any heat-dude comment. But you might consider taping down your nips before they show up...

Posted by: Ginny at March 22, 2005 05:02 PM

Just remember: a fat woman could do the job as well as any fat man. ;)

Posted by: Spring at March 22, 2005 08:13 PM

Oops, read your post wrong...I thought you wrote "fat heat dudes," hence my above comment. lol Sorry.

Posted by: Spring at March 22, 2005 08:15 PM

you too???

I swear... I've been unable to fall asleep before 2 a.m. each night...

My body is in a habit now... I've got to figure out how to break it.

Posted by: Snidget at March 22, 2005 10:03 PM

Hey, I found you through someone... can't remember who, right now, sorry! just wanted to let you know I was here and I have blogrolled you.... going to check out your wife's blog now! Have a great evening!

Posted by: tracy at March 22, 2005 11:01 PM

umm yeah so been there on this side of the ocean.

trust me you dont want to entertain yourself with the windows design...

Posted by: stinkerbell at March 23, 2005 05:14 AM

Electric blanket, dahling. It's the best thing. Although we live in CA and there is really no need for electric blanket. But hey, as defined by hubby, I'm a jungle girl, having grown up in 85-95 average year round country. I've been in the US 11 years and anything below 75 is STILL cold to me.

Anyhoo, I'm with Ms Macy on 60F being cold in CA, and men and their ability to generate heat thing. It's about 55F last night, and I had my side on 5 (of 22) originally, but I had to turn it off in the middle of the night as Brandon piled the comforter AND the e-blanket on me because he was hot.

Posted by: Oakley at March 23, 2005 12:32 PM