June 16, 2005

Hell, I Can Barely Type Much Less Think Of A Clever Title

Apparently, my wife had some lurid dreams about Johnny Depp. This is actually good news as far as I'm concerned. I figured I kept her awake most of the night with my random fits of coughing. It wasn't a pleasant evening. At all. I also seem to recall getting up and walking downstairs. I think I was trying to turn up the AC but that doesn't explain why I also remember being in the kitchen. Now that I'm thinking about it, I also remember ending up in the other upstairs bathroom. Maybe Beth was using the one in the master bedroom. I mean, she does pee a lot.

I guess what I'm really concerned about is that I limited my roaming to my house. You didn't see a naked blogger running through your neighborhoods last night or anything, did you?

Now that I'm all hopped up on generic drugs from our medicine cabinet at work, like Non-Asprin and Cough Drop, I need to find some extra strength Meeting-Away. That's right. I'm only 0.192% here (mentally) yet I've got a big important meeting this afternoon. But after that? My week is ovah. My ass is calling in sick tomorrow. So is the rest of me.

Posted by Chris at June 16, 2005 10:00 AM
Comments

Sounds like you've got what Lil Miss and I had a few weeks ago. I know what you're going through and I know that it was absolute hell. We also had a really high fever to go along with it. That was just so much damn fun.
Anyway, hope you're feeling better soon. Mine took about a full week to run it's course. Hopefully yours doesn't take as long!

Posted by: RockStar Mommy at June 16, 2005 10:05 AM

if the cough lasts more than a week, just go ahead and go to the doctor and get some of the good cough medicine with the codeine in it. my cough lasted for 4 weeks. but feeling sick only lasted a week. it wasn't fun.

Posted by: jodi at June 16, 2005 10:08 AM

The dream was not lurid, that was the problem. And you did go bathroom hopping because I was already peeing. I came back to bed and you had wandered off. I thought maybe you had gone for doughnuts.

Posted by: Mrs. Cactus at June 16, 2005 10:36 AM

Hope you feel better, enjoy your sick day.

Posted by: Sheryl at June 16, 2005 10:48 AM

Marlon, You clearly need some quality time on the island. I'm thinking you should go tomorrow. Take CARE of yourself! ~ GG

Posted by: granola at June 16, 2005 11:32 AM

Naked bloggers? Yeah, bay-bee, yeah!

Posted by: Ms.Q at June 16, 2005 12:15 PM

No. The naked blogger running down the street was me.

I am WAITING to get sick. I wake up congested. I hope you get over that stuff. Otherwise, I know a really good doctor that can hook you up. :D

Posted by: Kymmie at June 16, 2005 12:23 PM

:(
Man, that does not sound healthy.

Good luck surviving that meeting. Only a few more hours. You can do it. And hey, cough on people. Maybe they'll send you home :D

Posted by: OSG at June 16, 2005 12:23 PM

I like the coughing on people idea, especially as I work(ed) in resturants. That's freaking funny! No nudity in this area, which is a bummer concidering the idea of lurid Johnny Depp dreams :) Hope you get better soon. Glad I'm not the only one who goes *cough cough* Fuck, however I'm pretty sure that on the rare occasions that it happens I AM the only one who goes *cough cough pee* Double Fuck!!!

Posted by: boitchick at June 16, 2005 12:31 PM

I'm sorry! Dayquil takes away symptoms--but it usually makes me feel all loopy-ish.

Posted by: Ginny at June 16, 2005 12:48 PM

hope you feel better & get a lot of rest. see you when you're well enough to blog again. ;)

Posted by: angel at June 16, 2005 01:08 PM

Streaking blogger- well, my dog WAS barking last night and she only barks when she sees something particularly strange...

Posted by: heels at June 16, 2005 01:09 PM

I would hope that once your ass decides to do something, the rest of you follows...

Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 16, 2005 01:20 PM

I've been working out of a client's office this week and EVERYONE here has a nasty cough.

Maybe you gave it to one of them during one of your nightly excursions. MAYBE you all went out to the same bar at 2:00 a.m. and exchanged coughs while downing shots of tequila.

Feel better!!!

Posted by: Mala at June 16, 2005 01:23 PM

Why can't *I* have lurid dreams about Johnny Depp? Why do I keep having dreams about my old job and I don't know what I'm doing? Arrrrgh!

Posted by: Spring at June 16, 2005 04:51 PM

Well thanks for the visual! :) ahahahahahaa.

Have a good day off, you need it I think. Hope your ass and the rest of you recovers fully.

Posted by: Kate at June 16, 2005 05:23 PM

I'm actually the only woman who does not drool over Johnny D. Yay for your day off! Strip naked in front of the AC! THat's really cooling, It should get hot here this weekend so I am psyched!

Posted by: mrsmogul at June 16, 2005 06:12 PM

If I had a medicine cabinet at work I'd totally be raiding it all the time.

Posted by: Heather at June 16, 2005 07:40 PM

eww for the coughing, and lol for the Johnny thing!!

Posted by: Nina at June 16, 2005 11:59 PM

So, on that day of rest, will you go see a doctor?? And rest assured, I never saw a naked blogger wondering NOVA.

Posted by: Nicole at June 17, 2005 06:44 AM

That was YOU? Well, at least they mystery is solved. But how did you get to Chicago while naked?

Posted by: ~L. at June 17, 2005 08:46 AM

no I didn't see a naked blogger running down my street but I did see one do a cartwheel by my house. :)

Posted by: skurdycat at June 17, 2005 11:13 AM

Ah well. I had a dream that I met Russell Crowe at a gala dinner. We talked, we danced, and we did both some more after hours. He sent me home in his limo. The following day, the doorbell rang. Russell was at the door, confessing his love and asking me to come with him to Australia. Brandon's voice from around the corner, "Who's at the door, honey?"...

I couldn't make up my mind so I woke myself up. Heh.

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