July 20, 2005

Switching Gear

Within the next month, I'd like to unleash upon the world the next series of Rude Cactus gear to raise a little money for charity. You can once again pick up the original Zero Tolerance For Asshats gear but for a limited time only, so don't wait! But sitting around waiting for new stuff doesn't sound like fun to me. So, I thought I'd make it interesting...

Here's what I'd like you to do:

1. Come up with a slogan, phrase, or design theme that conveys some aspect of this site. It has to be funny, appealing so lots of people will buy it thereby donating lots of money to charity, and shouldn't be too offensive.

2. Submit your thoughts to me via comment or email.

3. Wait. I'm having a baby. Cut me some slack. I'll choose one eventually.

4. Win free Rude Cactus stuff. Yes, if I choose your idea, you'll win a whole bunch of free Rude Cactus stuff!

There. It's that easy. Now, go be all creative and stuff.

Posted by Chris at July 20, 2005 10:46 AM

How about:

2005 - The Year of the Cactus-Fish

Okay, maybe it sucks.

Posted by: samantha at July 20, 2005 10:59 AM

"my bean is cuter than your bean"


Posted by: averil at July 20, 2005 11:01 AM

How about the outline of a cactus and a speech bubble saying something rude?

Just a funny thought.

Posted by: Amy at July 20, 2005 11:28 AM

How about: "Will Blog for Food" (oh, wait, that's just me.)

I like the other ideas actually. I'll get back to you on this one!

Posted by: Ms. Q at July 20, 2005 12:00 PM

"Prickly, but Edible."

Posted by: Jason at July 20, 2005 12:23 PM

How 'bout:

He's a rude cactus, but he's no prick.


Posted by: A.K. at July 20, 2005 12:48 PM

You should've used Molly's picture to pimp your 'Zero Tolerance' stuff...

Posted by: Stacy at July 20, 2005 12:48 PM

I made a Bean?

Posted by: Jazzy at July 20, 2005 01:13 PM

Damn.. can't attach anything here. I will email ya!

Posted by: ::c:: at July 20, 2005 01:19 PM

Rude Cactus -- putting the suck in succulent.

What? You didn't say it had to be original! Read the rules babe. I'm so totally right! Yay. I win.

Posted by: pea at July 20, 2005 01:59 PM

Rude Cactus -- this isn't a sermon, just a thought.

:D man, i'm just stealing left and right today.

Posted by: pea at July 20, 2005 02:00 PM

Dude, I'm going to be totally brilliant on this one... just not right at this moment. You just wait, though. Brilliance, forthcoming. (Hey, that's a good one!)

Posted by: bmh at July 20, 2005 02:17 PM

How 'bout

"Barking orders at My Bitches since 20??"

Posted by: Amy at July 20, 2005 04:40 PM

"now with regular diaper changes"

Posted by: granola at July 20, 2005 07:56 PM

Rude Cactus
"pricking the blogworld since ____"

Ah, well, it's late... ;-)

Posted by: lucy at July 20, 2005 11:54 PM

Rude Cactus -Pop Culture look out.


What do you get when you cross a rude cactus with a talkative fish? A bean

It's no punchline; it's our life.

Posted by: hr mommy at July 21, 2005 08:22 AM

I just sent ya an email.

Posted by: Kitty at July 21, 2005 11:12 AM