September 12, 2005

Haiku For Monday #95

Oh, look. Time for me
to bitch about Monday in
haiku form again:

Monday, please bite me.
And kiss my sleepy white ass
too while you're at it.

Posted by Chris at September 12, 2005 07:48 AM
Comments

Yes, Monday always does seem to be the rudest day of the week. Heck, she ruins the weekend by ending it!


Hope your Monday isn't that bad.

Posted by: Kellie at September 12, 2005 08:11 AM

I'm with you, Brother.
(You are not my real brother.)
I'm just saying: Word.

Posted by: Angie at September 12, 2005 08:37 AM

Monday. I hate Monday. I might stay home on Mondays, but they still suck ass.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2005 08:38 AM

Yeah, well...I poured orange juice on my cereal this morning. Hmph.

Posted by: carrster at September 12, 2005 09:00 AM

monday is awful
especially when I sleep
right through my first class

Posted by: alektra at September 12, 2005 09:14 AM

how do you really feel, buddy?

Posted by: dazeymae at September 12, 2005 09:31 AM

HAHA!! I am by the pool sipping cold drinks! And it's 90 degrees today. (sorry, had to write it - devilish laugh)

Posted by: mrsmogull at September 12, 2005 09:42 AM

mondays hurt my feel-
ings, and make me want to go
into my bed.

hahahah.

Posted by: cmhl at September 12, 2005 09:44 AM

This one is definitely my favorite!!

Posted by: ava at September 12, 2005 11:02 AM

monday couldn't be
any more dreadful than this
thank god for coffee

Posted by: Ms. Q at September 12, 2005 11:49 AM

This one will be good
Ain't puttin' up with no shit
Because I said so.

And it was pretty good... except for the insane heat in a totally non-air-conditioned BRICK building with too many hot-air-expelling ankle-biters (kids).

It's all in the 'tude, man!

Posted by: ironic1 at September 12, 2005 03:57 PM

"Monday, please bite me.
And kiss my sleepy white ass
too while you're at it."

Heh, this cracked me up.

Posted by: Kris at September 12, 2005 09:18 PM