September 22, 2005

Eeyore, Working, And Hookers

It's hard to believe but Mia is two months old today. Even more difficult to fathom is the fact that she's already got a boyfriend.

Yes, Mia's in love with Eeyore. Everytime we put her in her crib, mobile overhead, she merely gives the slightest of glances to Piglet, Tigger and even Pooh. No, it's Eeyore she loves. Every time. It's bizarre yet insanely cute.

Yesterday morning I woke up from a bad dream and convinced myself that I was going to work from home. Before I knew it, however, I was dressed and fighting traffic to make it to the office. Where I proceeded to have a very boring day. This morning? I thought better of the whole thing. I'm working from home and preparing for a presentation I have to give tomorrow morning. That I'm not particularly looking forward to. At all. But I'll live and then it'll be the weekend!

Oh, before I forget, many of you have commented that I was perhaps slightly off when it came to the price of your average hooker in yesterday's post. This should serve to reinforce my position that I have no first-hand experience with ladies of the evening. So, I low-balled it. Um, so to speak.

Posted by Chris at September 22, 2005 08:19 AM
Comments

Re the Eeyore thing - it's always the quiet ones you have to watch.

Posted by: DaFFy at September 22, 2005 08:23 AM

One of my sons does a perfect Eeyore-- maybe I should hook them up.

Posted by: jen at September 22, 2005 08:30 AM

I guess I am the oddball here - I thought you were overpriced on the hooker thing. At least the toothless, grungy hookers I was thinking of, LOL. Eeyore is the coolest! She's got great taste already!

Posted by: Theresa at September 22, 2005 08:43 AM

When my oldest daughter was small she had Mr. Peabody. Some cheapo looking teddy bear with plaid pants and suspenders lol. If I'm not mistaken she still has it.

Posted by: dragonlady474 at September 22, 2005 08:56 AM

CUTE! I still need to get a new bulb in Mina's fish light--she's at an age now where I think she would love it, the thing burned out before she was two months old, go figure.

Posted by: Ginny at September 22, 2005 09:17 AM

You put Mia in her what?

Posted by: christina at September 22, 2005 09:23 AM

It's just the coolest to me that I got married the day after Mia was born. Just makes her birthday extra special to me. And she is a CUTIE!

Posted by: alektra at September 22, 2005 09:23 AM

ps...she does have a cute boyfriend at least ;)

Posted by: christina at September 22, 2005 09:24 AM

Hee, low-balled. Oh come on, you said it first.

Posted by: Fraulein N at September 22, 2005 09:35 AM

I think she identifies with the size of Eeyore's cheeks.

AND, I know you wrote 'crip' on purpose: to keep all the co-sleeping fanantics from finding you on Google!

Posted by: Hazel at September 22, 2005 09:40 AM

Be careful. It could be her preference in men when she grows older. Eeyore suffered from low self-esteem on top of many other issues.

If, in 20 year she's dating some loser with no job, no prospects and she decided to marry him, remember it all leads back to Eeyore's ass in her face whenever she was laying down.

As for low-balling hooker rates, what's it say about this ragtag blog that people know the going rate? Sacre bleu!

Posted by: Grace at September 22, 2005 09:42 AM

Just you wait. She'll totally dump him for Elmo. He's way hotter.

Posted by: Pammer at September 22, 2005 09:57 AM

Hey--you can tell you are raising a great kid already--she loves him even though he is blue and slightly saggy. Definetely not a lookist :)

Posted by: wavybrains at September 22, 2005 10:10 AM

Chris...your title "Eeyore, Working and Hookers" should, at the very least, lead to some very interesting google hits. Keep us posted. And let us know if anyone actually searches for the exact phrase "Eeyore, Working and Hookers!"

All the best! And happy two-month birthday to Mia.

Posted by: MetroDad at September 22, 2005 10:18 AM

I just love her hair & her expression. :-)

Posted by: carrster at September 22, 2005 10:23 AM

Cute!!
My sister loved Eeyore too, and still does!

Posted by: Kitty at September 22, 2005 10:32 AM

Well, you could simply import the hookers/masseuses (is that really the plural). When I was in Thailand, a very excellent massage was only $10. While I'm sure the prostitutes were more, they probably weren't by much.

I was just, you know, thinking of lowering the overhead here. No pun intended.

Posted by: Sara at September 22, 2005 10:38 AM

You know what they say... girls always pick the guys that remind them of their daddy.

Posted by: feisty girl at September 22, 2005 11:09 AM

Duh!! I thought all girls had crushes on eeyore! He's low key, cuddly, chubby, and has that really long tail (and you know what that means ha ha).

Posted by: Betty at September 22, 2005 11:18 AM

crap that came out perverted and I didn't even mean it to.

Posted by: Betty at September 22, 2005 11:18 AM

Eeyore is my favorite. Me thinks it is a sign of great intelligence!

Posted by: Ms. Q at September 22, 2005 11:57 AM

Eeyore is my favorite. Something about the sad eyes gets me everytime. Happy 2 month birthday Mia!

Posted by: Krush at September 22, 2005 12:00 PM

Eeyore has always been my favourite - something about the way he just accepts his plight in life and doesn't complain and of course that jaunty bow on his tail.

FYI - my sister, the massage therapist, informs me that the going rate for, ahem, massages is $75/hour

Posted by: Kathryn at September 22, 2005 12:38 PM

It's the hair! Eeyore has that sticky-up thing going on just like Mia. Like attracts like, you know...lol

Posted by: Jaycie at September 22, 2005 12:56 PM

I can't get over her hair. LOVE IT!

Posted by: Annie at September 22, 2005 12:59 PM

Cute girls always fall for such an ass...

*ba-da-bing-boom*

I love Eeyore too. But I love Snoopy more. (Mine will be 22 this year!)

Posted by: Oakley at September 22, 2005 02:16 PM

Eeyore was always my favorite. Remember my post about Mia flirting? Sounds to me like it's started... and of all the people to start with, Eeyore :) Have fun friend!

Posted by: Corinne at September 22, 2005 02:18 PM

Haha, "low-balled" it...good one.

Eeyore is my dad's favorite too. I have a shirt with Eeyore on it that says "I Have Issues" underneath it. Wonder if they make those in baby sizes? :D

Posted by: Spring at September 22, 2005 02:43 PM

I'm not sure it's a good sign that your daughter likes having ass dangling over her face.

Posted by: bhd at September 22, 2005 03:10 PM

eeyore is the best. if you don't count Roo.

tigger is kind of obnoxious at times. pooh is just... bleh. i don't like him. piglet's too much of a wimp.

Posted by: Denise at September 22, 2005 04:42 PM

Did you ask them how they knew the going rate for sex so well? It would have made me wonder.

And Mia has good taste. Eeyore is HOT.

Posted by: Bonanza Jellybean at September 22, 2005 05:11 PM

Until you realize, as I did when I had my son, that when you look at Eeyore from her vantage point, you're basically seeing feet and a huge snout! Go ahead, take a pic from what she sees LOL

Posted by: Randi at September 22, 2005 05:53 PM

Hahahahah!! Wait till she has the real thing!

Me thinks you are going to be very calm, while sitting on the couch... cleaning your gun :) (that you purchased for the sole purpose of Mia's date).

Posted by: Amber at September 22, 2005 07:08 PM

I once acquired the nickname eeyore....I'm going to assume that it's a bad thing...the phrase that was used mockingly in an eeyore tone as something that would come out of my mouth was "It would be a nice day if the sun wasn't shining." .....it's not my fault I like the rain, damnit!!!!

There are much worse things she could have a crush on...like the toilet...or (gasp) real boys (I suggest buying a gun and a shovel before she starts dating.

Posted by: stoopidgirl at September 22, 2005 07:54 PM

eeyore is always so glum, maybe having mia for a girlfriend will spunk him up a bit!!!

Posted by: lizabetty at September 22, 2005 08:05 PM

She doesn't even know that if you actually told Eeyore of her love he'd answer, "Doesn't matter much anyway." That's just the kinda guy he is. Maybe for her he would change... :~)

Posted by: Amy at September 23, 2005 12:31 AM

My son is seven, he's loved Eeyore since he was Mia's age. We own half of the disney stores because of it. Wait till she learns what a "build a bear workshop" is you're really going to be in trouble.

Mine with Eeyore still....

http://www.mintcookie.com/Huntersleeping with Eeyore.jpg

Posted by: Michele at September 23, 2005 12:41 AM

you want to nip that eyore obession in the butt early on. sure, it's cute and harmless now, but if you're not careful she could one day have an entire room in her home devoted to stuffed eyores, like my cousin does (much to his wife's dismay)...

i'm just sayin' ;)

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