Rude Cactus: Asshat

September 24, 2005

Asshat

Posted by Chris at September 24, 2005 12:58 PM

Comments

Trying to get Mia's attention or something?

Posted by: Mel at September 24, 2005 01:04 PM

So have Mia and Eeyore been moving a bit too fast for your liking? I shudder to think how you will embarrass her future boyfriends :)

Posted by: Zoe at September 24, 2005 01:13 PM

Perfecttly fitting. It's good to see you taking quite an interest in Mia's boyfriend.

Posted by: Chris at September 24, 2005 01:14 PM

My first thought? "No.. that's an Eeyore hat."
My second thought? "ROFL!!!! Eeyore's a DONKEY! *I GET IT*!" :)

I'm a little slow this morning. lol

Posted by: Manda at September 24, 2005 01:16 PM

One more thing - whatever happened to that "No Asshats" rule you had? *lol*

Posted by: Manda at September 24, 2005 01:19 PM

LOL. Asshat, I love it.

Posted by: Ginny at September 24, 2005 01:50 PM

I totally didn't get it til Manda pointed it out. I'm smart like that. I think it looks like the world's craziest mohawk.

Posted by: Heather at September 24, 2005 02:19 PM

Ah, so. I see it's genetic with Mia, huh?

Posted by: bhd at September 24, 2005 03:23 PM

AAAWWW I love Eeyore!

Posted by: beanhead at September 24, 2005 03:28 PM

that's a pretty big cup of coffee you got there.

Posted by: jodi at September 24, 2005 03:59 PM

Did y'all paint something on Mia's ceiling or is the design on the ceiling seen in "Asshat: 4 of 4" shadows from the lamp?

Posted by: Emily at September 24, 2005 05:12 PM

Horribly witty. My oldest, who is almost an adult now, ya know, said, "just tell me that guy's name is Jack, and it will all make sense." LOL ;)

Posted by: Theresa at September 24, 2005 05:55 PM

That's Mia's boyfriend! LOL

Posted by: Michele at September 24, 2005 05:59 PM

You are a genius. Too funny!!!

Posted by: Kelly M. at September 24, 2005 06:25 PM

Now I'm curious as to whether your shoes match, or not.

Posted by: Casey at September 24, 2005 06:33 PM

Nice hair do brother.

Posted by: Strode at September 24, 2005 07:26 PM

LOL...you obviously have "Eeyore" on the brain.

Posted by: Colleen at September 24, 2005 07:45 PM

Ohhhh....I get it. (After reading all the other posts) I'm blushing. LOL.

Posted by: Colleen at September 24, 2005 07:46 PM

dork! :)

Posted by: bellacara at September 24, 2005 08:01 PM

Perfect title. I will forevermore think of you in these pics whenever I yell "ASSHAT!" at some driver in front of me who is pissing me off. Hey, at least it'll diffuse my road rage a bit, no?

Posted by: ironic1 at September 24, 2005 09:19 PM

Very Cute!!

Posted by: lrstan at September 24, 2005 09:42 PM

Luckily I was told it is so passe' to use "asshat", because now it isn't an insult, but just an image of a dad being cute to his daughter.

Posted by: angela marie at September 24, 2005 10:50 PM

So THAT'A what an asshat looks like, I always wondered hee!

Posted by: Nina at September 24, 2005 11:42 PM

Now, for a long time I was considered "original" for using the curse word asshat with people. You've blown that out of the water, dammit.

Posted by: Betty at September 25, 2005 12:19 AM

heh, nice.

Posted by: Polichick at September 25, 2005 01:27 AM

Great Eeyore quote;"It's not much of a asshat , but I'm sort of attached to it". Or maybe it was tail? Either way tis fits you well and a mighty fine hat it is. Hey look at it on the brightside it could be The Wiggles on your head and you could be mindlessly humming the tune "Fruit Salad".

Posted by: Jennifer at September 25, 2005 01:45 AM

I hope when Mia is older you are not going to try and put her boyfriends on your head. 'Cos that would not only be embarrassing, but pretty kinky when you think about it. Actually? Don't think about it.

Posted by: DaFFy at September 25, 2005 03:44 AM

that is PRICELESS

Posted by: stinkerbell at September 25, 2005 06:20 AM

Outstanding. My asshat's off to you.

Posted by: Pammer at September 25, 2005 10:20 AM

you'll find that, as they grow, putting the one thing that interests them on your head is a good way to get their attention. For instance, when I want My Kid to clean his room, I put the XBox on my head.

Posted by: kalisah at September 25, 2005 10:45 AM

Ha! I had to read a few comments before I got it. Yeah, need. more. coffee.

Though someone might say you're getting a bit jealous that Mia is more interested in a stuffed donkey and not her dad. ;p

Posted by: Kitty at September 25, 2005 11:18 AM

LOVE this!

Posted by: Jess at September 25, 2005 12:22 PM

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Posted by: Carrster at September 25, 2005 12:31 PM

That's very Rock Star! I have a bear on my head right this moment!

Posted by: mrsmogul at September 25, 2005 12:35 PM

AHAHAHA! How funny.

Are you starting a new fashion? Bored?

In any case, it amused me. Have a great day!

Posted by: Amber at September 25, 2005 02:48 PM

That looks Mah-velous!

Posted by: Christie at September 25, 2005 05:40 PM

I see that you are a man of many talents and also many styles.

Can we see Pooh next week?

Posted by: wn at September 25, 2005 06:01 PM

Where can I buy one of those, Chris!

I just have to let you know that the donkey hat does not look like an ass, so I would get my money back if I was you! Why would you want to wear an ass hat anyways, to poop back up at the birds? They probably deserve it!

I hope you had a nice weekend wearing your donkey hat!

Posted by: Rockchild at September 25, 2005 07:59 PM

you know...I'm glad you brought up mooning today. All day I kept thinking to myself "gee, I really want to moon someone right now." and then I went to a baseball game where I got to see a half bleached trailer park girl who can't comprehend what a "belt" is, stand up and sit down probably 50 times where we got a big shot of ass...and I don't mean we got some sexy butt-cleavage.We saw the whole white jiggly part. Had those pants sunk any lower each time we no doubtably would have seen if the hedges needed trimming.

since you like my picture you should check out my real photos (unless you're a member you only get the edited gallery) but go here http://emilymartian.deviantart.com/gallery/

Posted by: stoopidgirl at September 25, 2005 09:56 PM

Chris, sometimes late at night I sit up and worry about you......and poor Beth

:o)

Posted by: annie at September 25, 2005 10:55 PM

now that's a definition of asshat that i can understand! thanks for the laugh i really needed that.

Posted by: angel at September 26, 2005 09:46 AM

I needed this this morning. Maybe this laughter can get me through the day.

Posted by: C at September 26, 2005 11:31 AM

Oh Chris! Lookout! There is something sitting on your head!

Posted by: Sweety at September 26, 2005 01:15 PM

Cutest ass I've ever seen. I heart Eeyore.

Posted by: Carrie Jo at September 26, 2005 01:25 PM

I LOVE reading about your conversations - too clever for this kitten. Mine with my boyfriend are mostly along the grunting and did too-did not variety!

By the way, my friend Ben's cat had to have the same treatment as Callie. For years, I think. Poor kitty. She didn't seem to mind though.

Posted by: Tamara at September 26, 2005 04:50 PM

Kinda clashes just a bit with your shirt, don't you think?

Posted by: Queen Of Ass at September 26, 2005 10:17 PM

Nice blog.I like this.
Nick
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Posted by: Nick at September 27, 2005 06:12 AM

That one on the right just looks like you have the best gad-dong hairstyle in the world, ever, two.

Posted by: Kal at September 27, 2005 08:55 AM

ROFL - my brother and I call each other asshat all the time. I am so getting him an eyeore for christmas.

Posted by: amy at September 27, 2005 02:52 PM

Uhm..okay. What is your daughters boyfriend doing on your head? :D

Posted by: nina at September 28, 2005 06:57 AM