October 05, 2005

Pit...Not Brad

Mia is a little grumpy. I was just trying to entertain her. For 20 minutes I did a solo percussion routine with various rattles. Then she lost interest so I shot my wad. I'm going to have some serious bruising from the wicked armpit farts I broke out. Ow.

Posted by Chris at October 5, 2005 06:55 PM
Comments

Better be careful, I don't think armpit farting injuries are covered by insurance!

Posted by: Ms. Q at October 5, 2005 07:22 PM

DUDE! i don't even know how i found myself at your page. i was Googling "Bork! Bork! Bork!" since it's listed as one of the available languages in Guild Wars. Apparently it's the spoken language of muppet sweeds. Anyway, i find myself looking at a blog that has NOTHING to do with muppets or sweeds.

BTW: i know what she means about the baby stealing. My mom wouldn't let me have any friends till i was 15, and by then the only friends left in the bucket were all stoners and computer game salespeople. Bork! Bork! Bork! I'm pretty sure that's not what she intended, and i'd probably have had just as much fun being kidnapped like ALL the other kids at school. ;)

Posted by: Blue Juice at October 5, 2005 07:27 PM

bork bork bork? That person is totally my new best friend.

Posted by: Pamalamadingdong at October 5, 2005 07:34 PM

There is nothing a father wouldn't do for his daughter!

Posted by: BillH at October 6, 2005 12:36 AM

"Then she lost interest so I shot my wad."

I didn't expect that sentence to end like that.

;)

Posted by: Anne at October 6, 2005 01:40 AM

Is shooting your wad legal?

Posted by: Amber at October 6, 2005 02:58 AM

dont you ever sing to that child? seems to me they love it when you sing to them.

current song of choice: itsy bitsy spider. cuz he is learning it in daycare....and sings along!

;-)

Posted by: melanie at October 6, 2005 04:02 AM

Wow! That's love and dedication!

Posted by: Nicole at October 6, 2005 06:23 AM

LOL :) The picture that is now in my head? Hilarious! :))

Posted by: Sweety at October 6, 2005 07:39 AM

huh?? lol. how could she possibly have lost interest?

Posted by: lizabetty at October 6, 2005 08:02 AM

Don't forget to do the little hand gestures that go along with Itsy Bitsy Spider...that's half of the fun!! Yeah, and armpit farts can take their toll...like an indian burn in your armpit, so take it easy champ!

Posted by: Michelle at October 6, 2005 08:18 AM

don't shoot your whole wad in the first six months. You still have YEARS of entertainment to produce.

Posted by: Betty at October 6, 2005 08:27 AM

The things we do! My boyfriends son is a little over two. While we were outside he noticed our shadows. So of course I started to make mine wiggle, waggle and jump....What I failed to notice is that I had an audience.

Posted by: Krista at October 6, 2005 09:18 AM