October 29, 2005

Trick-or-Treaters Be Warned

Her: We have to remember to get Halloween candy!
Me: Candy? Like I'd forget candy.
Her: Well, if we forget we're going to be handing out bags of frozen breast milk.
Me: Or diapers.
Her: No, diapers are too expensive.
Me: We can just pull the ones out of the diaper pail.
Her: Ew.
Me: "Hey, kids...don't worry! There's a treat inside!"

Posted by Chris at October 29, 2005 08:59 AM

Yeah what Beth said Ewwwwww.

Posted by: Angelia at October 29, 2005 09:14 AM

Okay, so breakfast is over now. :P

Posted by: Amanda at October 29, 2005 09:17 AM

And a happy halloween to you. If I only knew your address, I'd be sure to stop by.

well, maybe

Posted by: cassie-b at October 29, 2005 09:33 AM

dude, you're just asking for your house to be TP'd or worse. Kids take Halloween very seriously mister. Don't raise their ire. You wouldn't like them when they're angry.

Posted by: patricia at October 29, 2005 10:03 AM

I second that ew and raise you a eeeeiiikkkkgh.

Posted by: Sepra at October 29, 2005 10:14 AM

hey... in a few years, those kids will probably leaving bags of flaming poop on your doorstep... so why not get revenge early?

Posted by: Denise at October 29, 2005 10:29 AM

LOL. The bags of frozen breastmilk are too precious to be handing out too. Pumping is *such* a pain.

Posted by: Ginny at October 29, 2005 10:47 AM

like you said, like one could ever forget candy?!?!?!

Posted by: suze at October 29, 2005 11:31 AM

Don't go for the cheapie Tootsie Rolls. Not that they don't have their place, but its Kit Kats and Snickers in my, I mean, the kids' treat bags!

Posted by: angela marie at October 29, 2005 01:37 PM

Ha, and ewww, and hmmm....I have lots of diapers...

Posted by: A.K. at October 29, 2005 03:39 PM

LOL - I got some diapers you can use!

Posted by: Marie at October 29, 2005 03:42 PM

So will you be wearing the cute elephant hat to hand out the candy?

Posted by: Amber at October 29, 2005 03:53 PM

Halloween candy is serious business. You must hand out candy bars or risk the wrath of the trick or treaters. Bonus points for full-size!

Posted by: dragonlady474 at October 29, 2005 04:18 PM

Dude, there's only one word that comes to mind!


Posted by: The Dormitory Boys at October 29, 2005 06:55 PM

LOL - that was funny. But still really disgusting.

Let's hope the neighborhood kids know to stay awayyyyyyyy from your house! (haha, yeah right... y'all are probably the most popular couple/family on the block). Don't lie, just admit it! :)

Posted by: Amber at October 29, 2005 08:02 PM

And the treat inside is a Big #2 with onions!

Posted by: Y at October 29, 2005 08:14 PM

That's just NASTY. I think it just might work! LOL

Posted by: ironic1 at October 29, 2005 11:10 PM

Did you ever see that one Everybody Loves Raymond where they ran out of candy, so Frank started handing out those brightly wrapped condoms because he thought they were chocolate? Hee hee, TV is funny.

Posted by: Eulallia at October 30, 2005 12:52 AM

It's easy to tell that we're one generation apart, Chris. I was thinking of giving out old prescription drugs for Halloween- Zocor, Synthroid, expired (by a decade) birth control pills- you know- cleaning out the medicine cabinet.
We have a new baby in our little village so I'm enjoying being a faux grandma for the first time. Ah- the snuffle of a baby neck! Pictures up tomorrow.

Posted by: Vicki at October 30, 2005 11:21 AM

sounds fine, those little kids make out like bandits...they would be happy to get something DIFFERENT, right? LOL!!!

Posted by: lizabetty at October 30, 2005 05:11 PM

BAHAHAHAH!!!!! That's so gross... But it's also so funny!!! I am so easily amused, lol

Posted by: Tammy at November 1, 2005 11:49 AM