January 06, 2006

Follow the Evidence

I'll warn you - this is tasteless on lots of levels. We're sitting here watching a rerun of CSI. The crime? Apparently someone got a little outta control and threw some poo around a jail cell. And then died. Or killed someone. It's unclear. Except for the poo.

Me: They should talk to that Chinese guy again. You know, Who Flung Poo.
Her (shaking her head and making a wild thumbs-down gesture): Bad. Very bad.
Me: Either that or they ordered some bad Chinese food. Like the Poo Poo Splatter.
Her (sadly shaking her head, knowing that I've now cracked myself up and there's no hope of getting her adult husband back anytime soon): Isn't this why you have a Website?
Me: Oh yeah. Dibs!

Posted by Chris at January 6, 2006 09:22 PM
Comments

wow...is your night possibly MORE lame than mine? Sitting home, playing on flickr, watching trading spouses, bugging the shit out of the Beagle while emailing my husband on his Blackberry every hour...just cuz he's gambling with OUR money!

nah, I guess I am the MORE pathetic one here!
but you guys are close.

Posted by: wn at January 6, 2006 09:30 PM


ROFLMAO, you sound like my husband.. sheesh! men!

Posted by: Angelia at January 6, 2006 09:33 PM

i'm so glad you don't keep those juicy tid bits to yourself

Posted by: chlamygirl at January 6, 2006 09:35 PM

heh heh I should watch that tonight, being in another time zone and totally say Who Flung Poo to Chris and take credit for it. Mwahahahahahha! ;)

Posted by: amy at January 6, 2006 09:55 PM

Iewwwwww

Posted by: Queen Of Ass at January 6, 2006 10:27 PM

Get this out of your system now before Mia can figure out what you're really saying. Why am I thinking "payback's a bitch"? You ever recall your Mom saying that?

Posted by: JuJu's Mom at January 6, 2006 10:45 PM

Man, that is some pretty funny shi... I mean POO!

Posted by: Cher at January 6, 2006 11:08 PM

Dude, and here I was writing an article dealing with the Bayh-Dole Act....

Posted by: alektra at January 6, 2006 11:21 PM

Yep, I knew it. You ARE full of shit! :)

Posted by: Beth in StL at January 6, 2006 11:29 PM

poo jokes are, by default, funny.

Posted by: jodi at January 7, 2006 12:45 AM

Beside myself in our house, we have a 38, 15, and 8 year old males, who would have found your "POO" references extremely funny. And would be upset that they did not think of them first!!

Posted by: michelle at January 7, 2006 01:16 AM

LOL! Sounds like something I would say.

I love potty humor. I guess it's a guy thing.

Posted by: Allan at January 7, 2006 07:03 AM

My dad used to read us books as a child:

Spots On The Wall by Who Flung Poo
Streak Across The Desert by Diarrhea Dan

He also taught us to pick our nose with our little finger, and always asked my bro how his dowser was hanging. One time I got smarky and said mine's fine in case you're interested.

Posted by: Marie at January 7, 2006 08:13 AM

LMAO. Awesome! Your conversation sounds similar to conversations I have with my hubby. Hee hee.

Posted by: Colleen at January 7, 2006 09:53 AM

I totally would have come back with, "Maybe it was Mao Ze Dung?"

Posted by: suburban misfit at January 7, 2006 10:24 AM

too funny, we had a similar sort of conversation the other day during a law and order SVU episode. i guess you had to be there, lol.

Posted by: lizabetty at January 7, 2006 10:51 AM

lol... love it! Sounds like a conversation from our living room.

Posted by: Jenn at January 7, 2006 11:31 AM

I'm laughing shamelessly at that.

Posted by: Fraulein N at January 7, 2006 01:52 PM

Oh man, you don't even want to get us started on potty humor. We will go on for hours. Who flung poo, though, that's great.

Posted by: Bethany at January 7, 2006 08:34 PM

Hey there catus man. What do I have to do to get on YOUR blogroll. You ARE on MINE y'know. ;)

Posted by: Bethany at January 7, 2006 10:12 PM

I love Bethany's subtlety. heh. What does have to be done anyway?
I love your 12 year old sense of humor. It makes me feel better about mine.
I was talking to a friend about watching movies on my computer screen and how I preferred to watch them on his big screen TV...I said, "Well, thirteen inches is pretty small. *laugh* for a TV screen" He just looks at me..."Well, I wasn't thinking like THAT" "Yeah, until I dragged the conversation into the gutter. Really, I'm a nice girl."

Posted by: Heather at January 8, 2006 02:52 AM

CSI: Crap Slingers Incarcerated

Posted by: Kevin at January 8, 2006 08:42 AM

men and poop jokes. Can't have one without the other!

Very funny place ya got here. I found you via Nicole's blog. I'll be back!

Posted by: Lisa at January 8, 2006 08:56 PM

Sounds like an evening at our house. Hahah. That was a good episode. But only because of the poo.

Posted by: statia at January 10, 2006 11:07 PM