April 10, 2006

Haiku For Monday #125

True or false: I love
the fact that I'm at work this
fine Monday morning.

Posted by Chris at April 10, 2006 07:23 AM

It has to be false
and Monday morning Haiku
is kickin' my butt

Posted by: Contrary at April 10, 2006 07:33 AM

Chris is a liar
If he could have his own way
He'd still be in bed

Posted by: Jon in Michigan at April 10, 2006 07:49 AM

Liar, liar! Pants
On fire! Silly man are you.
Pull the other leg.

Posted by: Allan at April 10, 2006 08:54 AM

Lie, Lie, Lie, Liar.
You Lie and Lie through your teeth
You can have my job

Posted by: JuJu's Mom Linda at April 10, 2006 08:57 AM

Um, that would be false.
Sounds like someone enjoyed his
weekend a whole lot!

Posted by: Beth in StL at April 10, 2006 09:37 AM

I'm certain it's true.
Chris likes bringing home bacon.
He just won't eat it.

Posted by: shelley at April 10, 2006 10:25 AM

I was watching an old episode of Judging Amy and her mom and some co-worker did "Monday Morning Haiku" :::turns up the heat on the spotlight::: Did you steal it from her????

Happy Monday!!

Posted by: That Girl at April 10, 2006 11:25 AM

I'm gonna go with
Utterly, completely false
I sympathize, dude

Posted by: Heather at April 10, 2006 12:39 PM

Holy crap. Haiku!
Readers kick poetic ass...
But Mondays? SUCKAGE!

Posted by: Keri at April 10, 2006 02:50 PM

True - we've had some layoffs at our company, and I'm glad to still be working. And I really like my job.

Posted by: cas at April 10, 2006 03:47 PM

Liar, liar! Pants
on fire, so full of shit
I mean false, false, false!

Madison must have
gotten Mia's sleep too, 12
hour nights plus naps!

Posted by: Jaycie at April 10, 2006 05:33 PM

So so very true
But not as true as how much
I love George W Bush

That's a scary sentence even as a joke.

And it's obvious how on top of things I am that I'm doing the Monday Morning Haiku on Tuesday.

Posted by: heels at April 11, 2006 12:17 PM

Sorry... late and not in line with everyone else's 'kus... but a 'ku nonetheless:

Monday in Vegas
Looking to win big money
...Or just break even.

Posted by: ironic1 at April 12, 2006 02:08 AM


Posted by: Chris at April 13, 2006 06:41 PM