July 03, 2006

The Hazards Of Living With Two Women




Warning: Living with two women may be hazardous to your manliness. Even when one of them is quite wee; the other one is freakishly persuasive.


Posted by Chris at July 3, 2006 05:18 PM
Comments

Love the first one. You're so darn cute. ;-)

Posted by: Heather at July 3, 2006 05:21 PM

To paraphrase an old musical "Thank heaven ... for little (actually not so little anymore) boys." But really Chris, it looks good on you! Have a happy Independence Day man ... and good luck! LOL
TG
ps. you kinda got that Jack Nicholson look going on in that last photo ... "Redrum, redrum!"

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at July 3, 2006 05:24 PM

Hope your lovely wife doesn't take up sewing. I have this vision of her with a mouthful of pins and you wearing a skirt.

Posted by: ann adams at July 3, 2006 05:25 PM

LMFAO.

Can I use you as my wallpaper on my work computer?!

Posted by: Tink at July 3, 2006 05:42 PM

Yes, saw the hairdo at Beth's site the other day. Your wife is very persuasive. And you're quite a good sport.

Cute. Very very cute.

Has she ever painted your toenails?

Posted by: Alissa at July 3, 2006 05:54 PM

Scary

Posted by: Dennis at July 3, 2006 06:02 PM

What? No makeup? For shame.

Posted by: bhd at July 3, 2006 06:16 PM

She said that was your idea...hmmmm?

Posted by: Jazzy at July 3, 2006 06:34 PM

Uhm, there are no words Chris. No words.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love it. =)

Posted by: Lauren at July 3, 2006 06:54 PM

OMG.... Pippy Longstocking has a brother??? Way too funny!!! Great spirits...Have a Great 4th.

Posted by: Jennifer at July 3, 2006 06:57 PM

Did your toenails get a coat of varnish as well? If not, I suggest Fire Engine Red.

Posted by: candace at July 3, 2006 07:01 PM

Oh, I love it. You look soooo cute. HAHAHAHA. Tell Beth, she rocks. It will only get worse in time. Wait till Mia wants to paint your fingernails bright pink.

Posted by: Melissa at July 3, 2006 07:16 PM

I really liked that 'do on Mia, but I think it looks even better on you! Happy Independence Day!

Posted by: Beth in StL at July 3, 2006 08:00 PM

Um, is it weird that you remind me of Chris Kattan's "Mango" in these pics?

Posted by: Pammer at July 3, 2006 08:45 PM

Snort! I spit my cola out my nose!!!!!! OUCH!
You my friend make me laugh! AND then I had an evil wicked thought of you in a corset, fish nets and high heels! Howling over here! Giggle

Posted by: Gypsy at July 3, 2006 08:52 PM

sex-ay!

Posted by: wn at July 3, 2006 09:02 PM

That's a great look for you, Chris! I DARE you to wear it like that to work tomorrow! I DARE YOU! ;)

Posted by: haley-o at July 3, 2006 09:06 PM

roflmao... you have to be very secure to actually post these pics on your own site!!!

Posted by: ::c:: at July 3, 2006 09:14 PM

LOL - too funny! But I gotta ask, how come you didn't dawn a dress? That's something I'd pay good $$ to see!

Posted by: Marie at July 3, 2006 10:04 PM

I hope you know that I mean no offense when I say this: Dude, you are one ugly chick.

However, your sense of humor and willingness to be silly more than make up for it.

Posted by: Contrary at July 4, 2006 01:23 AM

That is a good look for you. Fun times!
My poor husband is so out numbered. A wife, two daughters, a cat, a bunny and now a puppy all female. I wonder if we could talk him into that hair do?

Posted by: Jenn at July 4, 2006 09:02 AM

oh yes, one of my fondest childhood memories is turning my brother into a girl....dresses, earrings...he was really pretty!!

Posted by: laura at July 4, 2006 09:05 AM

Heehee. Didn't realize there was more than one shot of it!

We sometimes persuade TechDad that what he really needs is a pink barrette, but he'll never let me take pictures of it.

Posted by: Kate the Shrew at July 4, 2006 09:41 AM

I do not like Paris Hilton, but I really have to quote her here:

"That's hot." LOL.

I remember doing that to my poor Dad more than once. You have alot to look forward to.

Posted by: E :) at July 4, 2006 10:46 AM

I like the grinning one especially!

Posted by: Heather at July 4, 2006 10:55 AM

bless your soul you made my dark dark ass LAUGH!

Posted by: stinkerbell at July 4, 2006 11:35 AM

Perhaps it's time for a hair cut? That way, you can't be manipulated into (or have a momentary lapse of reason yourself) stunts like this. But then again, we, your readers, would lose out.

On second thought, no hair cut... get a dress instead!

Posted by: ironic1 at July 4, 2006 01:30 PM

That first one is SO Jan (Jamie Donnelly) from Grease! (Yep, I actually had to go look her character up after seeing the pic on Beth's site). Personally, I like the third one...hehe.

Posted by: Jaycie at July 4, 2006 02:09 PM

Looks better on you than it would on me!

Posted by: Liz at July 4, 2006 02:51 PM

These shots make me want to put you in my heels, slap on some gloss and see how many free lemon drops we can score.

Posted by: Michele at July 4, 2006 02:56 PM

Hehehehehehehe....that must be a pretty persuasive woman indeed. :)

Posted by: Zandria at July 4, 2006 03:35 PM

LOL!! I wonder what living with two boys will do to my womanliness (is that even a word?? ;)

Posted by: Sweety at July 4, 2006 03:36 PM

You look very cute!!

Posted by: Sonia at July 4, 2006 04:38 PM

Oh, just wait until the wee one gets into doing hair! You will be seriously in trouble then :)

Posted by: Latte Man at July 4, 2006 11:37 PM

the 1st one is definitely the best shot. What a good husband/father you are. ;)

Posted by: kristied at July 5, 2006 12:45 AM

Your sexy title has just been revoked, but damn those are hilarious pictures! ha!!!

Posted by: VirgoJen at July 5, 2006 11:59 AM

HAHA!! I have to laugh b/c I did that to my father once when we were on vacation. I was putting barettes in his hair when we were driving and we had stopped at a gas station and he went inside with the barettes still in his hair!! LOL Hilarious!! You gotta admit, you know it was fun!! I love it when people play with my hair ^_^

Posted by: Michelle at July 5, 2006 02:14 PM

OMG--there are no words...

Posted by: Michelle at July 5, 2006 04:54 PM

Too funny! My daughter, the lovely and talented E, did a similar thing to my husband. We all had much fun. The doorbell rang and the husband went and answered it--with the 27 tiny braids all still in his hair.

Say in a deep voice: "Well, Neighbor Bob, of course you can borrow the weed wacker."

That's what happened.

So make sure you take it all out before you enter into the "outside world"--outside of Wee One's world!

Posted by: kristen at July 5, 2006 09:59 PM

Hey buddy I don't agree with you. I am living with two womens from long time and I have not lost my manliness. But those two womens are my wife and my mom. I think I am pretty cool while I stay with them just the other thing is I follow what they always want. But anyways you are looking cute in this pics!!

Posted by: James Thompson at July 6, 2006 02:57 AM

Dude, I grew up with only two women, live with two women (and a boy) now, and I have STILL never given in to such demands.

I fear your women.

Posted by: Brad at July 6, 2006 08:42 PM

Hey dude you look cute in those pictures. What all other thing you have done beside this to make those women happy. Well I never encountered this kind of a situation and I am sure I am not gonna face it.

Posted by: Richard Willy at July 7, 2006 06:31 AM