July 31, 2006

Haiku For Monday #137

Monday bitchslapped me
Into consciousness. How can
I bitchslap it back?

Posted by Chris at July 31, 2006 06:40 AM

You'll need: one bottle
of wine, two fluffy pillows
and a nice warm bed.

Posted by: Fraulein N at July 31, 2006 08:29 AM

Sounds like it was at least an interesting weekend. Hope your back is feeling better. My back went out for the first time when I was 18, so I've been old for a long time now.

Posted by: Jessie at July 31, 2006 10:07 AM

That is a CLASSIC 'ku, my friend! Classic!

My meager attempt:

All wedding shit done;
Last party was lots of fun...
But, tired we be.

(We were married in late June in Florida; had a reception in Chicago in mid-July; had another reception in Cleveland yesterday. It was the never-ending wedding!)

Posted by: ironic1 at July 31, 2006 10:55 AM

Forget the pillows.
Substitute with a shot glass.
Take behind the desk.

Posted by: Tink at July 31, 2006 03:37 PM

If you figure that out, PLEASE let me know! ;)

Posted by: Bayou at July 31, 2006 06:59 PM

A bottomless cup
of coffee usually
does the trick for me!

Posted by: Beth in StL at July 31, 2006 08:17 PM