September 01, 2006

When You Need to Protect Your Nose Against Invading Children...

For those of you who've ever wondered, yes, child-proof outlet covers fit the adult nose perfectly...




...and make excellent nose-plugs. This discovery is brought to you by Mia.

Posted by Chris at September 1, 2006 07:46 PM
Comments

Oh my.

That's just...wow.

My kids stuck outlet covers in their own noses, but never in mine!

Posted by: Alissa at September 1, 2006 08:12 PM

Were you playing the "I look like I'm awake but I'm really sleeping" game when she did that?

Posted by: ironic1 at September 1, 2006 08:21 PM

Oh my. I guess she can't stick her fingers up your nose now!

Posted by: E :) at September 1, 2006 08:26 PM

So did she take the child-proof outlet cover off the outlet and then in your nose, or was there one laying out? Because if she took it off the outlet I'd say that's not very child-proof.

Posted by: Beth in StL at September 1, 2006 08:26 PM

ewww

Posted by: Dennis Bullock at September 1, 2006 08:36 PM

Does that help when they crap all over you. My best friend brought her daughter to the office today. We had lunch, then went back to the office. As I was walking around with her and showing her off; she crapped down the front of my shirt, pants and shoes.

Stinky Pooh, doesn't even cover it!!

Posted by: chantel at September 1, 2006 08:47 PM

Maybe it's time for a Mr. Potato Head? So then she won't use you as one?

Posted by: candace at September 1, 2006 08:55 PM

Okay... so this comment has nothing to do with your post... but I was at Old Navy a few weeks back and they had a onesie that said "My daddy's a rockstar" on it! I frantically searching for one that might be Mia's size but unfortunately, they only went up to 9 months. I tried. :) Rylee's daddy is way too boring to be a rock star so it wouldn't have made sense to buy it for her... he he. *(Basketball star, maybe)

Posted by: Jaime at September 1, 2006 10:36 PM

They also fit other places.

This discovery made by my husband.


KIDDING. YOU SICK BASTARD.

Posted by: Elaine at September 2, 2006 12:43 AM

Elaine: I was kind of laughing at Chris but now I'm just laughing out loud at you.

Posted by: s@bd at September 2, 2006 08:13 AM

Wonder if this helps when the child falls face first onto your nose? My nephew did that, and broke mine.

Posted by: Maribeth at September 2, 2006 10:03 AM

LOL!

You know, you wear it quite well...

Posted by: mamatulip at September 2, 2006 10:16 AM

OK, at first I was concerned it was some weird pacifier thing. I'm relieved it was only an outlet cover!

Posted by: Heather at September 2, 2006 11:53 AM

Look at you, pretending like you don't love it!

Posted by: Fraulein N at September 2, 2006 12:50 PM

I'm thinking Mia was getting a head start on your Halloween costume :)

Posted by: christina at September 2, 2006 04:33 PM

Finally! Someone answered that question for me. Ya know, because I've been wondering.

Posted by: Peggy at September 2, 2006 10:44 PM

Well thank God, I was always wondering...

Posted by: Kate at September 3, 2006 02:04 AM

LOL! OMG! you are insane.. HAHAHA!

Posted by: Debbie at September 3, 2006 06:35 PM

you know, you and beth are my kind of goofy. i'll have to send you a pic of my friends very large dog in a blonde wig and gray cardigan when i dressed him up as baby hit me one more time britney. poor guy, he just sat there and endured my torture.

Posted by: Amy at September 4, 2006 10:24 AM

How fetching!

That's a very egoless way of demonstrating Mia's excellent small motor skills.

Posted by: Vaguely Urban at September 4, 2006 05:19 PM

Oh I love this. Sure blame it on the baby.

Posted by: Melissa at September 5, 2006 06:57 PM

I really hadn't wondered before. But now I am wondering about you.

Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah at September 6, 2006 10:13 AM

ouch! i mean were you really that bored?

Posted by: melanie at September 6, 2006 07:27 PM