December 05, 2006
This Day In History
On this day in history:
- Christopher Columbus first set foot on Hispanola; cursed last guy who gave him directions.
- The first fraternity (Phi Betta Kappa at William and Mary, in case you were curious) was founded; beer bongs invented later that evening.
- President James Polk signaled the beginning of the California Gold Rush, followed shortly by the announcement that began the lesser-known Arkansas Thimble Rush.
- Walt Disney, Strom Thurmond, Little Richard and Margaret Cho are born.
- Prohibition ended; millions spread rampant debauchery and got first known cases of beer goggles.
- Abbott and Costello Show gets the greenlight to combat television powerhouse Law & Order.
- My mom ran up four flights of stairs and gives birth to yours truly twenty minutes later.
Yep, that's right - it's my birthday. I'm not telling you how old though. No, really. Well...okay...okay. I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with dirty whore.
Posted by Chris at December 5, 2006 06:59 AM
Happy happy! Enjoy your day :)
Happy Birthday Dude!
Get the ladies at DD to put a candle on your birthday doughnut for ya!
Hope your day is kick-ass! :)
I've proudly been a "dirty whore" for 6 months now. Welcome to the club!
Hope you have a fun, happy birthday,day!
Happy Birthday! I'm closing in on "dirty" in a mere 7 days.
Woah you're old (or did you call someone a dirty whore?) I'm confused.
Seriously though, where are the pictures of Beth's final outfit from Saturday's birthday dinner?
Enjoy your day, and please, please, please post a vid of Mia saying Happy Birthday Daddy!
Happy B-day. I hope you enjoyed your night out w/Beth!!
I'm still a little bit away from "dirty whore", but it's coming soon. A little too soon.
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day!
Heehee ... I have a few years left before i hit 'dirty whore' (as an age anyway :P ). But not many.
From one december baby to another. Happy Birthday!
Beth's page updated first in my Bloglines so I visited her first this morning...and nearly spit my drink all over the computer screen. She made you a wonderful card over there, you know.
Happy Birthday, Chris! I hope it's a great one.
Happy Happy Day!!!
Hope it's a great one (outside of work, that is)!
Hope works not too long and you have a nice bday evening!
Hey!! I'm 24 too!!! ^_~ Hope you have a great birthday!
Haaa, have you been waiting to use that dirty whore line since a certain person's birthday confession last year?
Happy Birthday, my brother.
very happy birthday wishes to you, dear sir. i hope it is a great day full of sweet babygirl kisses and hugs from mommas with smoking asses. okay, just one one momma. don't be going overboard. it's your birthday, but there are limits!
Happy day to you. It is better than rhyming with thrifty dicks.
Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, Sweetie! You know that you are one of my favorite people (and not just because you are Mia's Dad!).
Have some cake for me!!
Delurking to say Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Mr Thdirty Fwhore! Have a fantastic day! Who knew you could spontaneously procreate and then give birth after running up four flights of stairs in only twenty minutes? Does this mean you are the second coming of the messiah?
Ok I'll shut up now. I'm tired and verbally spewing shit. Just have a brilliant day and I hope you get lots of cool gifts.
Happy Birthday Whipper Snapper! I hope you have a great day!
Happy Birthday! Hope it's a great one!
A Dirty Whore is way better than a Shorty Whore, which is what I am. I'm guessing you can command a better street price.
Enjoy your day!
and happy 'dirty whore'-th bithday!
4 flights? I hope you send her flowers every birthday!
Hope it is a very happy day for you.
Thank you for sharing your stories, opinions and mind ramblings with the blogoshere - I hope you have a tiny hint of a clue of how freaking cool you are. Happy Birthday!!!!!
OMG I'm a DIRTY WHORE TOO!
(but not today!)
Happy Birthday you old dirty whore. ;)
Happy Birthday to you!!!
Happy Birthday to you Dude!!!!!
Happy Birthday! And wow was your mom motivated to have you! Running up four flights of stairs...wow.
Happy Happy Birthday! It's my boyfriend's mom's birthday today, too. She's pretty historic, you could add that to your list.
(I am totaally ripping off your rhyme when I turn what rhymes with dirty whore in twelve days.)
Happy Birthday, you dirty whore, you! :D
Aww, happy birthday, you dirty whore!
Ok, so you're not a dirty whore, but it was really fun saying it. Happy birthday anyway!
Happy Birthday, Chris. I hope it is a good one!
Happy birthday! I hope it isn't full of meetings. Unless of course, they are meetings with people you love and adore.
You dirty whore, you! (Juuuuuuust kidding.) Hope your day is grand. :)
Enjoy it! Even if it's one year older, so what? It sounds way more interesting than dirty flea.
Wait- is dirty whore is your age or your birthday present?
Happy Day! Have a great one!
Happy birthday! Hope it's fantastic!
Dude, I'm so looking forward to that age now because it rhymes with dirty whore. That's awesome.
Happy Birthday, Chris. Tell us if you get any cool toys for your birthday.
Happy birthday, you dirty whore.
And four flights of stairs? I had some vague idea that your mother was amazing, but DANG.
Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day. And watch out for those Thimble Rush re-enactors. I hear they are a rough bunch.
Happy Birthday! Have a GREAT day! :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!! I hope you have an awesome day!
LOL! Happy birthday to you!!!!
happy birthday from me and The Tot!
Happy dirty whoreth birthday! Have a good one.
Dirty whore for the dirty whore. Damn you're freaking OLD.
Happy Dirty Whoreth Birthday!
happy b-day! love the hair in the pic on beth's blog!
so wait, you're a whore?
okay I literally *just* woke up so the dirty whore thing made me laugh waaay too hard. happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear chris, Happy Birthday to you :) have a great one :)
Happiest of Birthdays to you!
A person can't have too many birthday wishes, now can they??
So, Happy Birthday from me, too!
Happy Birthday you dirty whore you.
Happy Berfday! I was a dirty whore three years ago! Enjoy it!
Well, hot damn! Happy birthday -- enjoy being a 'dirty whore'.
I'm quite enjoying 'dirty sex' (36 for those of you NOT following along)
Well, Happy Dirty WHore birthday! :)
I didn't get tired of the "dirty whore" jokes for an entire year. Hee!
It's also Frankie Muniz's birthday. You know, since you're collecting celebrities.
And HAPPY dirty whore-th BIRTHDAY!
Holy shit, 80 comments. Son of a bitch. Your birthday seems more interesting. All I've got is Olivia Newton John.
(I honestly love you.....)
I guess I would run up four flights of stairs too, if I thought I might have the baby at the bottom of them instead. Good mom. Happy birthday! Today is my daughter's birthday too, so it's a special day around here.
Happy Dirty Whoreth! (Or, as I generally prefer to say, twenty-fourteenth ... but let's not quibble on your special day.)
Hope it's a great day and a fabulous year, Chris!
Excuse me, Happy 9th Anniversary of your 25th birthday!!
I hope your birthday is awesome. Happy birthday! You know that once you turn dirty whore you never want to be anything else. I've been a dirty whore for 4 years now! :P
Hmm... if you're a dirty whore, does that make me whore-ty hon? ;)
Hope it's a great day!
Happy birthday, Chris! I hope your day absolutely rocks. Also, December birthday people RULE. My birthday is next Friday :D
Happy Birthday to you. I hope your day kicks ass.
Happy Haps, Oldy!
Hope you get a nice backrub tonight. Or whatever.
Happy 34, I beatcha to it though! :)
Birthday, again? I swear it seems like you JUST had one. Crazy how time flies.
Hope it's a great day, Chris. You deserve it for all of the happiness and laughter you've brought so many people through this blog. :)
I thought you were Beth's age! How did you guys happen to be in the same dorm?
Have a great day!
Hey, happy birthday. Hope you had a great day!
happy birthday (to join the uninspired chorus)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Have a wonderful day today Chris.
Another birthday already?! Can't believe this is the 3rd time I get to tell you "Happy, happy"!
bwah. dirty whore. nice one.
Happy Birthday! Hope all the brightness you share with the web world shines back on you today!
happy birthday, dirty whore!
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day :)
I'm dirty whore too...wait, that didn't sound right.
Happy birfday! And wouldn't it be cool and fucked up if you had dinner with Disney, Thurmond, Cho, and Little Richard??? Awesome.
Happy birthday Mr. Cactus sir. I hope that it is wholly fulfilling and brings you many cool toys!
Happy, Happy Birthday! Enjoy your night out tonight.
My husband just turned one more year older than "dirty whore." Sure wish I would have thought to have called him that over the last year. "Dirty jive" just doesn't have the same sound.
Thirty-four you dirty whore! Wow, such an old man (we won't mention my age, suffice it to say it's more than you, oh well.) Have an absolutely fabulous one!
Happy birthday sir. I agree, that age does make you feel like a dirty whore, I hate being this age!! :) (And I love the pic on Beth's blog, such awesome hair action going on!)
Happy Birthday! Enjoy the day!
Happy Birthday. I know your girls will spoil you rotten...if they haven't started already.
Dude, Happy Birthday! BTW..its Frankie Muniz bday too...oh and also Johnny Rzeznik. just an fyi. millions spread rampant debauchery and got first known cases of beer goggles.....isnt 'debauchery' a fun word?? enjoy the day ;)
Happy 34th Birthday, Chris. Good luck with the rock star thing. :-)
Happy birthday double 17!!!!
Only you would say your age rhymes with dirty whore. Silly man. Happy Birthday. Did your mom run up four flights on purpose to start labor or for another reason?
4 flights of stairs huh? Guess that's the ticket to a quick delivery.
Happy Birthday to my favorite blogger! 34!
Many happy returns on your fantabulous birthday!!! Hope it has been a good one. I thought it would be declared a national holiday by now. Oh well there is just no figuring some people. Well Happy 34 Chris!
Big Birthday Hugs!!
Wow! I woulda never known! The Arkansas thimble rush huh? The things you learn at Rude Cactus. Oh and Happy Birthday you dirty whore. Mine is early next month (still close enough to get screwed by Christmas) and I will be ... er, whorty live! I need to work on that I guess. Well, not everyone can be as witty and rythmic as you Chris.
I'm sure you could convince Mia to jump out of a cake for you. :)
Wow, your mom must be some kinda woman! Either that, or you were one seriously impatient kid!
HA! Dirty Whore. Nice. Happy, Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday, Chris! :)
Happy birthday, Chris! :)
Sorry for the double post! My connection dropped while I was submitting the comment.
Many happy returns!!! Hope your day was great!
Let me be the 129th blogger to wish you a happy birthday. And I must say, you get younger looking every day!
wow! it's good to know that at your age you can still do that rock-star jump...it would be horrible to be a dirty whore with a bum hip!
Happy birthday, dirty whore!
(wait until your in dirty heaven like me HA)
Sero sed serio.
Happy birthday, dirty whore!
Happy Birthday, you dirty whore. I'm dirty jive.
Happy Birthday!! Hope it was a great one.
Happy birthday, you dirty, dirty whore! :)
Hey, I was dirty whore last year. Your turn!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRIS!! Hope it was a good one.
A happy birthday haiku for you!
Happy Birthday to
you Chris, father of Mia,
husband of Beth/Fish!
Happy birthday, Mr. Cactus! I hope your dirty whore year involves more sleeping in than this year. And eighty thousand wonderful pictures!
Dirty Whore! Happy Birthday to you!
Well, since it's only a half an hour away from not being your birthday any more (where you live anyway, I've got another hour and a half left to today), hope you had a great birthday!
Ah, a December birthday. You know all about my own private hell. My b-day is the 10th. There was nothing worse growing up with your big day that close to Christmas. You never got more toys, you just got your toys split in two... Oh, how I dreamed for a birthday in July!
Have a good one. Yea to no Prohibition!
LOLOLOLOLOL -- or should I say ROTFLMFAO! Dirty whore! You're hilarious. Happy Birthday!!!
I was so trying to come up with something clever here, but um, you just trumped me with the dirty whore. And it's your birthday so I'm just going to let you be the coolest kid on the block. ;)
I've got you beat. I turned 36 two weeks ago. November 17....celebrated it on Turkey day since my work days are Friday through Monday. There was much eating of food...it...was...good.
Happy Belated Birthday! :-D And way to be a twenty-minute labor... You were charming women right from the beginning. Heh.
Dangit I'm late. Happy Happy Birthday! (even though it's a belated wish)
So I maybe forgot to come by and wish you happy birthday because you happen to have the same birthday as my husband... and well.. he trumps you. Sorry.
Happy 34th! He turned 39. He's not so happy about that.
Well dang, I missed it. Sorry about that.
Happy Belated Birthday.